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Mark May (Blew 5 guys at Pitt)

Bucklion;1763398; said:
He's actually gotten bad at hiding it, to the point he looks blatantly like he's trying to be a cheap asshole like a really, really bad pro wrestling villain. See Trev Alberts, say what you will, but that wasn't really acting much...he really was told to be that much of a douchefarm I'm sure, but he did it in such a way that pissed people off because it seemed genuine (which, given what an arrogant fuckpelican he is, probably isn't far from the truth). But May has just lost it. He is "enhancement talent" now.

Example: I was watching some show over the weekend, and he said "Why are Terrelle Pryor's receivers always wide open? I want to see him have to throw the ball when someone is actually covering somebody". Now this is just really trying waaaaay too hard. I mean, ripping into a guy for hitting open receivers because they are open? It just smacks of really bad acting, nothing more.

"Douchefarm"? "Fuckpelican"? Now, you're just putting random words together.
 
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BigWoof31;1763395; said:
If I'm not mistaken, FAMU has a similar deal to MAC Schools and Ohio State. They rotate between the bigger programs inside the state and play one almost every year.

Not sure they had much of a choice in this scheduled game.

I think you're missing the point. May gives Lou a hard time for saying FSU is on the rise for beating a lesser opponent but warns Pryor to watch out after Miami has 8 sacks in their opener.........against a lesser opponent.
 
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I finally broke down and watched a few minutes of e!spn today at work and I cannot fathom why anybody watches it...especially if they say it is this irritating to them. It is shockingly bad, all bluster, no substance. It really is TMZ for sports. I'll stick to the internet for my news. Trust me, friends. Your life will be infinitely better if you stop watching...aside from actual games, of course.
 
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NFBuck;1766262; said:
I finally broke down and watched a few minutes of e!spn today at work and I cannot fathom why anybody watches it...especially if what they say it is this irritating to them. It is shockingly bad, all bluster, no substance. It really is TMZ for sports. I'll stick to the internet for my news. Trust me, friends. Your life will be infinitely better if you stop watching...aside from actual games, of course.

I made the same move years ago, and I am much happier for it.
 
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NFBuck;1766262; said:
I finally broke down and watched a few minutes of e!spn today at work and I cannot fathom why anybody watches it...especially if they say it is this irritating to them. It is shockingly bad, all bluster, no substance. It really is TMZ for sports. I'll stick to the internet for my news. Trust me, friends. Your life will be infinitely better if you stop watching...aside from actual games, of course.
I should have changed the station during halftime.
 
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