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LSU Tigers (official thread)

This dipshit AD publicly admits that his "search" was only Herman and O?

And the players chanting O's name and smoking A&M during their annual collapse really turned the tide.

that's what saved Miles last year!
like it was only twelve fucking months ago, did you already forget that beating A&M in November doesn't mean jack shit?
The players carried Miles off the field last year and loved him too. How did that work out for us again?

You had a year to come up with a plan.
You told us there would be a national search.
You told us money wasn't going to hold us back.
You said we were going after an established offensiv

And this shit sandwich is what you delivered?
Seriously?
 
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I feel so bad for you. I really do. I don't give a crap about LSU, and I'm dumbfounded by the apparent stupidity of this choice.

Understandable you feel like :smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash:

Maybe you could take up golf or something.
 
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I feel so bad for you. I really do. I don't give a crap about LSU, and I'm dumbfounded by the apparent stupidity of this choice.

Understandable you feel like :smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash:

Maybe you could take up golf or something.

it's a sick feeling.

imagine Urban Meyer leaving for a couple years then going to Michigan and creating a Dynasty. Then y'all bring back Cooper for a decade, fire him and hire John L. Smith.

that's what we just did.
on purpose.
 
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This dip[Mark May] AD publicly admits that his "search" was only Herman and O?

And the players chanting O's name and smoking A&M during their annual collapse really turned the tide.

There's a saying about if you listen to the fans when making decisions, you'll soon be sitting with them.

I think it applies to listening to 20 year old players as well.
 
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it's a sick feeling.

imagine Urban Meyer leaving for a couple years then going to Michigan and creating a Dynasty. Then y'all bring back Cooper for a decade, fire him and hire John L. Smith.

that's what we just did.
on purpose.
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What kind of sick bastard thinks up shit like that?

My thoughts and prayers are with the people of Louisiana.
 
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Everyone is focused Herman - meanwhile P.J. Fleck is available and probably for a hell of lot less money.

it's now been 24 hours and i have had time to sit back and digest this hire. After letting my emotions settle and looking at this with a completely open mind i've come to the following conclusion.

Joe Alleva need to be fucking fired, re-hired, publicly beaten with a wet cane pole, have the entire population off mexico shit down his throat after eating beans from that place in Corpus that nearly killed me in '07, then fired again.

we're paying Ed fucking Orgeron $1 million dollars less than the guy we refused to "overpay".

we didn't seriously pursue Jimbo Fisher.

we didn't interview a swinging dick one out side of Ed goddamn Orgeron and his binder.

HO
LEE
FUCKBALLS!

i'm from south louisiana (about 20 min from Orgeron), talk like a coonass, can cook a mean Jambalaya, love LSU, and would work cheaper than the guys who are actually good at what they do.
and i don't have an epically disastrous, hilariously inept failure on my resume.

by Alleva's logic i should have been in the running for this job.

oh never mind. he wasn't actually searching or interviewing anyone for the gig.
 
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it's now been 24 hours and i have had time to sit back and digest this hire. After letting my emotions settle and looking at this with a completely open mind i've come to the following conclusion.

Joe Alleva need to be fucking fired, re-hired, publicly beaten with a wet cane pole, have the entire population off mexico [Mark May] down his throat after eating beans from that place in Corpus that nearly killed me in '07, then fired again.

we're paying Ed fucking Orgeron $1 million dollars less than the guy we refused to "overpay".

we didn't seriously pursue Jimbo Fisher.

we didn't interview a swinging dick one out side of Ed goddamn Orgeron and his binder.

HO
LEE
FUCKBALLS!

i'm from south louisiana (about 20 min from Orgeron), talk like a coonass, can cook a mean Jambalaya, love LSU, and would work cheaper than the guys who are actually good at what they do.
and i don't have an epically disastrous, hilariously inept failure on my resume.

by Alleva's logic i should have been in the running for this job.

oh never mind. he wasn't actually searching or interviewing anyone for the gig.

Well, at least you have nine long months to get used to the idea now.

You know, like realizing that bizarre nightmare you had actually happened, that you are in fact being held prisoner by a demonic cult, and that you really are impregnated with the spawn of Satan. Now there's nothing left to do but wait, and contemplate what sort of reptile-eyed monstrosity is going to slither out into the world come next Autumn.
 
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I'm still shocked by this hire. I, personally, think LSU is a top 10 job in CFB. Maybe not on par with tOSU, Bammer, scUM, ND as far as history/prestige...but just a tier below that. I would think they could certainly fit in with the UF, FSU, Texas's. To not even really ATTEMPT to lure a top coach and settle for a guy whose primary qualification is he's a coon-ass is criminally incompetent. It would have been like tOSU handing the keys to Fickell after 2011 without even trying to get Urban because he's an Ohioan and has a great smile. Sucks, because I thought with the right coach, LSU could finally really challenge Saban. Herman there with the talent already on the roster and recruiting Louisiana and Texas would have been scary.
 
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