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Local Editorial Bashes Buckeye Fans

I apologize, fellas...

I responded to 'Judge' Joy Brown.

I told her that her article was more classless then the behavior she abhores in tOSU fans...I told her that generalizing an entire group is the greatest fallacy that anybody could possibly make while trying to argue his or her point...I also told her to feel free to explain the circumstances that her 'friend' had an obscene gesture thrown her way and how she could possibly be sure that the offender was an actual OSU fan.


then I told her to shut her bitch ass up and get back in the kitchen and make me a pot pie...and that having heterosexual sex, on occasion, may actually ease her tension.


I know I shouldn't have given her the attention that she desires...but the article was filled with so many holes that its impossible to NOT respond to it and remind her that she writes for a news paper with a circulation that doesn't even equal to the number of women I have dated.

Yep. She's obviously a fan of Ham.
 
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Dude, if you want to debate the merits of a steak sammich, that's fine, but that isn't what this thread is about...:lol:

Seriously, we're debating lunchmeat, and steak is not lunchmeat. Neither, I would argue, is sausage. You have to grill sausage. You have to grill steak. If you buy pre-cooked sausage or steak, then you have no taste, and your opinion doesn't matter anyways. Therefore, we're back to lunchmeat, where Turkey is clearly the champion.

Chicken sucks ass. If you've ever had Buffalo Turkey Wings, which, by the way, are NOT lunchmeat, but are, strictly speaking, tasty, then you would know that once again, Turkey kicks ass. Swine cannot compete. Neither can the inferior smaller chickens. So, if you eat chickens, does that mean you eat cock? I mean, technically speaking, of course. Or does that just make you a henpecker? Or even, God forbid, a hen-pecking cock eater? :lol:

The greatest lunchmeat ever is thinly sliced peppercorn beef, bar none. What do I win?
 
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Im as diehard of a buckeye fan as there is in this world. So basically, Im as hardcore as every scarlet and gray freak in Ohio(I proudly admit that).

Im not upset at all about her article. I think it is hilarious when an idiot reveals themselves and the contradictions in her article are so obvious that anyone that reads the thing(cept for a scUM alum) will within seconds, understand the absolute idiocy taking place right in front of their eyes.

I celebrate when an idiot reveals themselves and refuse to argue. If you argue with that idiot, you not only give them any credibility, but who can the tell the difference if you argue with an idiot?
 
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People like her are much more fun to just mess with. She's already so set in her idea that ALL OSU fans are obnoxious idiots, and since she was so kind to leave her contact information at the bottom of her article I propose we fill her mailbox with :oh: ,:io: , and GO BUCKS.

And I'm guessing she's more of a fan of tuna...
 
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Alright, I'm back... and boy am I tired. :groove:

If were going to ban sausage and steak from the discussion, I'm going with roast beef, the king of lunch meat. On sourdough with melted swiss, tomato, and mayo.
 
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