TS: His choice is to go win a championship as Dwyane Wade's Scottie Pippen, or to go join a team that is not a championship team and hope it can grow or be further built into a championship team.
TS: And if he's going to do that, he might as well stay in Cleveland.
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JL: Yes. And does LeBron realize that by saying he made the best decision for himself he's going to be called selfish?
TS: It is not totally clear to me that LeBron realizes that words mean things.
JL: They just showed LeBron's jersey being burned!
TS: That was the first exciting thing in this broadcast.
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JL: Don't you bus in children to your made-for-TV announcement so the children can cheer and squeal? Even the children?the children!!?seemed shocked and dismayed.
JL: It's like the kids were invited to the Bozo the Clown show and were forced to watch Bozo murder a puppy. With all the proceeds of the puppy-killing going to charity, of course.
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JL: For someone so concerned with public relations, he seems utterly incapable of relating to the public.
JL: Really, this is all a PR failure.
JL: It's like he's having an affair and he just gave the Tiger Woods speech rather than the David Letterman one.
JL: We've learned that the quality of Michael Jordan's that LeBron has failed to emulate has nothing to do with basketball. It's Jordan's brilliance at not saying anything.
JL: He never talked in his commercials.
TS: He talked some, but only in tightly scripted wry-sounding snippets.
TS: LeBron talks and talks and not one word ever registers as meaning anything.
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TS: Why didn't he appear alongside Bosh and Wade, so the three of them could announce it all together?
JL: That would've seemed more magnanimous. And maybe he would've kept his mouth shut a bit more.
TS: Then the storyline would have been three buddies decide to go in together to try to do something amazing.
JL: Rather than the storyline being asshole leaves Cleveland in assholish manner.