Johnny Manziel (unemployed)

[Saw31]

So, is "Snickers" what the kids call cocaine these days?

 

[Dryden]

Who knew? The only reason Johnny hasn't been acting himself is because he's needed a Snickers.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Who knew? The only reason Johnny hasn't been acting himself is because he's needed a Snickers.

In reality he is acting like himself, I think he's basically the 2014 version of Broadway Joe:

With Johhny Football, what you see is what you got. I seriously doubt that he will change that much.

 

[DoctorWho]

Can't wait to see a coked out Johnny Football go Tom Brady after halftime.

 

[Mike80]

Can't wait to see a coked out Johnny Football go Tom Brady after halftime.

You mean marry a supermodel, cut his hair and dress like he's a gay fetish model?

 

[WyoBuck]

You mean marry a supermodel, cut his hair and dress like he's a gay fetish model?

Hey, speaking of gay fetish models, didn't Brady play for scUM?

 

[DiamondBuck]

Hey, speaking of gay fetish models, didn't Brady play for scUM?

No, Quinn played for NoD.

 

[WyoBuck]

No, Quinn played for NoD.

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I thought it was a reference to Tom Brady. But, in the case of Quinn, same difference.

 

[DiamondBuck]

I thought it was a reference to Tom Brady. But, in the case of Quinn, same difference.

I interpreted the reference the same way...just couldn't help taking at shot at Quinn.

 

[AJHawkfan]

In reality he is acting like himself, I think he's basically the 2014 version of Broadway Joe:

With Johhny Football, what you see is what you got. I seriously doubt that he will change that much.

Probably a pretty decent comparison. If there were cell phone cameras back in Broadway Joe's day, who know what sort of depravity would've been captured.....

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Who knew? The only reason Johnny hasn't been acting himself is because he's needed a Snickers.

There are a million possibilities for brilliance.

-have a priest looking lost at a strip club in Vegas
Stripper: "Here, padre.....you look hungry....have a Snickers"
Stripper puts one of the small square Snickers into his mouth (ala a priest delivering communion)
-Cut to Johnny snorting coke off of the same stripper's ass
Voiceover: "Not feeling yourself? Have a Snickers"

 

[ScriptOhio]

Report: Johnny Manziel’s off-field actions have “alarmed” Browns

At the outset of Browns training camp comes a published report indicating the organization is concerned about Johnny Manziel’s off-field activities this offseason.

Mary Kay Cabot of the Cleveland Plain Dealer, citing unnamed sources, reported Friday that the Browns were “alarmed” by a few of Manziel’s off-field actions since joining the organization, with the now-infamous dollar bill picture particularly of concern to the organization.

Moreover, the Plain Dealer reports that Manziel’s play in OTAs “regressed” as the workouts went on — and that members of the organization believed it could be chalked up to Manziel not being diligent enough in his work.

What’s more, the Plain Dealer, citing sources, reported that some in the organization believed Manziel had “lost ground” in the battle to beat out Brian Hoyer for the starting job.

Entire article: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...nziels-off-field-actions-have-alarmed-browns/

and

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...test-vegas-trip-creates-an-interesting-photo/

 

[Buckeneye]

To be expected. Although, I'd love to know who these "sources" are.

 

[Jaxbuck]

You mean acquire a supermodel for his beard, cut his hair and dress like his friends?

FIFY

 

[kujirakira]

members of the organization believed it could be chalked up to Manziel not being diligent enough in his work.

So ... they never scouted him, did they?
They just took ESPiN and Kiper's analysis as fact, just like they did with Brady Quinn.
While the rest of the league saw through both those clowns and the hype and fleeced the fools in trades.
http://www.waitingfornextyear.com/2014/04/mel-kiper-mock-manziel-browns-bridgewater/