Jameis Winston (QB Browns)

[LovelandBuckeye]

Don't you get a 5 just for signing your name and spelling it right?

Which is why we think anything above a "3" is probably too generous of a guess.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Don't you get a 5 just for signing your name and spelling it right?

Duh.. yeah.. but blame his parents for spelling it JAMEIS... he's gonna forget the 'i'

 

[ScriptOhio]

Don't you get a 5 just for signing your name and spelling it right?

My guess is he'll try to cheat on that one. He'll wear his jersey (backwards) when taking the test, then he'll look down and probably spell it....

NOT5NIW

 

[sparcboxbuck]

My guess is he'll try to cheat on that one. He'll wear his jersey (backwards) when taking the test, then he'll look down and probably spell it....

NOT5NIW

Had a dyslexic friend growing up. The only word he could spell was AMBULANCE.

Ok, he got boob right one time too. We think he got lucky...

(rim shot)

 

[ScriptOhio]

Notre Dame-Florida State: 'Catholics vs. Criminoles'

"Catholics vs. Convicts" was 26 years ago. So how about Catholics vs. Criminoles?

That's what one unofficial shirt is billing this October's Notre Dame-Florida State showdown, poking fun at Heisman winner Jameis Winston's offseason crab capers.

Entire article: http://www.csnchicago.com/notre-dam...-catholics-vs-criminoles?p=ya5nbcs&ocid=yahoo

 

[colobuck79]

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Notre Dame-Florida State: 'Catholics vs. Criminoles'

"Catholics vs. Convicts" was 26 years ago. So how about Catholics vs. Criminoles?

That's what one unofficial shirt is billing this October's Notre Dame-Florida State showdown, poking fun at Heisman winner Jameis Winston's offseason crab capers.

Entire article: http://www.csnchicago.com/notre-dam...-catholics-vs-criminoles?p=ya5nbcs&ocid=yahoo

With everything that's gone on there, Lack of Institutional Control, the scissor lift and Lizzy Seeburg, they still manage to somehow hold their holier-than-thou noses in the air. Frankly, I hope the creminoles hang 70 on those assholes.

 

[ulukinatme]

With everything that's gone on there, Lack of Institutional Control, the scissor lift and Lizzy Seeburg, they still manage to somehow hold their holier-than-thou noses in the air. Frankly, I hope the creminoles hang 70 on those assholes.

The University didn't create the shirt, it comes from Sportscrack.com where you can find a plethora of other designs. This one is one of my favorites:

 

[Mike80]

We need to add a new title to the thread: Squirrel poacher

http://espn.go.com/college-football...cop-once-drew-gun-squirrel-hunting-qb-winston

 

[Jaxbuck]

What exactly in the fuck does one have to do to be actually arrested in that town?

 

[TDunk]

What exactly in the fuck does one have to do to be actually arrested in that town?

Have you seen the arrest records for Florida?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-101-most-insane-things-that-have-ever-happened-in-florid

 

[MaxBuck]

What exactly in the fuck does one have to do to be actually arrested in that town?

Buttfuck the mayor's daughter on a weekday afternoon while eating dill-pickle flavored doughnuts.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Buttfuck the mayor's daughter on a weekday afternoon while eating dill-pickle flavored doughnuts.

I'm guessing The Famous One could get away with it (until his eligibility is up).

 

[Jaxbuck]

Have you seen the arrest records for Florida?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-101-most-insane-things-that-have-ever-happened-in-florid

Epic

 

[dav713]

What exactly in the fuck does one have to do to be actually arrested in that town?

Not play football for FSU.