If BP-posts were a user's LinkedIn profile... what is their job

[Zurp]

@jwinslow: Line cook at the Giovanni Strassini Hall of Fame Cafeteria

 

[jwinslow]

am I dishing out whole foods and justice?

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

I will add that @BigWoof31 is likely not a driving safety instructor.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

@LovelandBuckeye : Chief Inspector for Toilet & Douche LLC

I need that paycheck for sure

Same.

 

[Wingate1217]

Proof that saber-toothed tigers are, in fact, still real.

(oh, for my part, I was out for a while after emergency quadruple bypass, but in the immortal words of Alice in Chains "Ain't found a way to kill me yet")

Welcome back…glad thanks worked out. Good luck as it is a long road back. Took me about 6 months before I started to feel normal.

 

[BuckBackHome]

Hijack here - LinkedIn now has games! WTF?

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Hijack here - LinkedIn now has games! WTF?

Show employers how much time you waste at work by sharing your FarmVille score on LinkedIn!

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Show employers how much time you waste at work by sharing your FarmVille score on LinkedIn!

Have they gone full Facebook? You never go full Facebook.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Have they gone full Facebook? You never go full Facebook.

I have no clue. I don’t go on LinkedIn.

Hence my comment that led to the discussion that led to this thread being created.

 

[Steve19]

@osugrad21 : Chief Auditor for Deloitte & Touche LLP

I need that paycheck for sure

Be sure to leave the interview knowing exactly what it is that you have to "touche".

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

LJB: president of an Ivy League university

BKB: attorney, engineer, doctor, architect, bartender, IT manager, forge operator, iron worker, welder, sales manager, marketing director, fireman, gigolo, IRS auditor, hedge fund manager

and more!