I only have BP because I have sex with women.
Terminology changes all the time. VD>STD>STI>BP. I'm sure @Crump's brother can tell you where to get condoms.
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I only have BP because I have sex with women.
New or Pre-owned?Terminology changes all the time. VD>STD>STI>BP. I'm sure @Crump's brother can tell you where to get condoms.
I'll check his linkedin acct. At least something to cover his Toad during the mario kart race.New or Pre-owned?
Only in your fantasieshe's secretly an Aggy, so probably enjoys you talking about him getting pegged.
Somehow I missed this job posting. I have a friend that is interested to know if there is a deputy or assistant fluffer role available at FYI. Would you happen to know someone I...um, he can connect with on LinkedIn?I'll be joining the amazing team at Fuck You Incorporated as an executive fluffer
I’ll make a few calls. May I characterize the person as an expert on dildos? I think it would move you, uh, him to the top of the list.Somehow I missed this job posting. I have a friend that is interested to know if there is a deputy or assistant fluffer role available at FYI. Would you happen to know someone I...um, he can connect with on LinkedIn?
Proof that saber-toothed tigers are, in fact, still real.Fortunately, I am a cat!
Glad to have you backProof that saber-toothed tigers are, in fact, still real.
(oh, for my part, I was out for a while after emergency quadruple bypass, but in the immortal words of Alice in Chains "Ain't found a way to kill me yet")