Not coincidentally, BP is now selling degrees.
No classes or tests required. Your experience is turned into fully non-accredited degrees. BA, BS, MA, MBA, MS, MEd, JD, MD, PhD, and perhaps others in the future.
2-4 weeks processing time, normally $77 but there's a special introductory period that will last forever for $49.
You can legally call yourself a doctor with one of these degrees, and we will supply complete credentials. "Romper Room Sex Ed: A, Media Downloading: A, Recruiting Reading Comprehension: A, Political Forum Science: A, Troll Roasting: A, Forensic Troll Investigation: A, Rodent Drowning: A, Philosophy of Paint Chips: A." That's right, summa cum laude for you! We will even provide a special copy of a master's thesis provided by our resident Penn State interweb forum psychology ninja.
This degree will allow you to use complex and confusing sites like BP proficiently. More importantly, YOU can and will be an elite bastard.
Govern yourselves accordingly, you have one week. No joke.