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I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

MD Buckeye;1190533; said:
No doubt in my mind. I don't know why you bastards won't let us bet on it :teeth:

Maybe there's some secret trick, this place is, after all, too hard to understand. I bet those pr icks are just sitting there and laughing at us try, that's it I am done, see you all over at the ESPN forums until I finally get around to getting my PhD. :sad:
 
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Not coincidentally, BP is now selling degrees.

No classes or tests required. Your experience is turned into fully non-accredited degrees. BA, BS, MA, MBA, MS, MEd, JD, MD, PhD, and perhaps others in the future.

2-4 weeks processing time, normally $77 but there's a special introductory period that will last forever for $49.

You can legally call yourself a doctor with one of these degrees, and we will supply complete credentials. "Romper Room Sex Ed: A, Media Downloading: A, Recruiting Reading Comprehension: A, Political Forum Science: A, Troll Roasting: A, Forensic Troll Investigation: A, Rodent Drowning: A, Philosophy of Paint Chips: A." That's right, summa cum laude for you! We will even provide a special copy of a master's thesis provided by our resident Penn State interweb forum psychology ninja.

This degree will allow you to use complex and confusing sites like BP proficiently. More importantly, YOU can and will be an elite bastard.

Govern yourselves accordingly, you have one week. No joke.
 
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Clarity said:
Philosophy of Paint Chips

Well it's about damn time! This still doesn't make up for not being able to bet on Nebraska, but I'll gladly Major in the Philosophy of Paint Chips.

shetuck;1190612; said:
I love governing myself. I try and do it several times a day. It all depends.

Keep your personal business out of the administrative forum, you sick bastard.





:p
 
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OCBucksFan;1190537; said:
I bet those pr icks are just sitting there and laughing at us try

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