Let's see. Last 4 months at Saw31's castle:
New kitchen sink drain requiring hammering a chisel for 45 minutes to remove frozen fitting while laying on back inside of a cabinet.
New toilet requiring all new supply line fittings and drain adapter while laying on elbow and side, wedged between a wall and the place where I [Mark May].*
New shower drain requiring entire tub and shower surround replacement and relocating shower head.*
New tub/shower supply line requiring new shut-off valves also requiring drywall destruction to create access panel that should have already been there.*
*Basically an entire bathroom remodel
[censored] plumbing. [censored] plumbers. [censored] plumbs. [censored] Jake the Snake. [censored] leaks. [censored] Wiki-leaks. [censored] Chris Leak. [censored] water. [censored] teflon tape. [censored] putty. [censored] solder. [censored] flux. [censored] torches. [censored] wrenches. [censored] drywall. [censored] 100 year old oak studs. [censored] nails meant for brand new pine studs. [censored] shims. [censored] kitchen ceilings under shower drains. And [censored] my bloody, broken knuckles.
A few things I've learned.
Women think these things fix themselves.
Showering under a hose in the basement only sounds like a reasonable solution until you have to do it.
Women alive before indoor plumbing deserved equal rights. Today's women do not. They are spoiled pussies. And until they know the difference between a pipe wrench and [censored]ing pliers, they should not be allowed to vote or go to Bed, Bath and Beyond.
New towels and shower curtain from Bed, Bath and Beyond does not 'count' as 'helping with the bathroom'.
The best idea to accomplish the task is always the last one you think of.
If you think it'll only take an hour, give yourself three.
Soreness in arms, back, fingers, neck, shoulders, legs etc, takes much longer to go away than when I was 19.
The internet is full of assholes that make this [Mark May] sound way easier than it is.
Home Depot, Lowes, Ace Hardware, etc are full of assholes that make this [Mark May] sound way easier than it is.
The desire to set everything I own on fire, and laughing as I watch it all burn, will pass...
And finally I learned; Beer still = good