Hi, I'm a Confused Pervert

[LoKyBuckeye]

Employer:City of CawkerPosition:Summer HelpTime Period:May 2006 - August 2007Description:Mowing, trash collection, street repair, lots of odd jobs that need to be done for a city to stay running.

translation.... you were a janitor... and probably a pretty good one too.

Employer:Eagle RadioPosition:Studio EngineerTime Period:November 2006 - May 2007Description:Running the board for high school basketball, baseball, and softball games. Occasional Sunday morning programming too.

hey douchebag, this is NOT a studio engineer. a studio engineer is a technical job but all you did was move audio rails up and down... DON"T call yourself a studio engineer when you were just a board op for 7 months. A monkey could be a board op.... it's not very hard.

Employer:Barton County Community CollegePosition:Sports Information AssistantTime Period:August 2005 - May 2007Description:keep stats for all sports, write for the website

information assistant

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I'm going places, big places, high places, because I am confident and ambitious. So you better come get with this, cuz this is where its at!

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Unbanned...

But, we'll see if he comes back...

Fuck. I saw his user name, read his posts, and banned his ass wiithout seeing this thread. I'll go re-unban him...

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

 

[shetuck]

This is actually the second douchebag spammer that was a "sports broadcaster" we've had here.

It always amazes me how tight a profile these fools fit into...

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

It always amazes me how tight a profile these fools fit into...

I think it's the lack of human contact that makes these chumps turn to a four legged friend... word.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Murda Mace in the hizzie, yo!

Stay off da drugs, bitches. No boozin none neither. And don't even fink of puffin no smoke out no cig foo.

Murda Mace, hardest motherfucker this side of the LBC, out...

Peace!

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Murda Mace in the hizzie, yo!

Stay off da drugs, bitches. No boozin none neither. And don't even fink of puffin no smoke out no cig foo.

Murda Mace, hardest [censored] this side of the LBC, out...

Peace!

 

[cincibuck]

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/8159/shockerchasetv6.jpg

Aw...bunkbeds......................TOP BUNK!

And he's thinking about being a Green Beret... he's got the flag, all he needs is a little training.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Did you tell him something something blah blah blah... and your mother's a whore?

And did you remind him to drop on by and give us some more lovely pictures of his sisters?

Hopefully the message went something like "So this guy walks into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but you just got McNeiled on BP"

Nah. In this really strange voice I can do, I just said "Um, yes, this is Jonathan Cooper calling to inform you that Chase Marzolf is a douchebag. Thank you for your time"

 

[JCOSU86]

Nah. In this really strange voice I can do, I just said "Um, yes, this is Jonathan Cooper calling to inform you that Chase Marzolf is a douchebag. Thank you for your time"

We should make reading the McNeil thread a prerequisite for posting a message on BP.

 

[JCOSU86]

This stuff is pure gold.

 

[UTGradsBoss]

I left a message for him at his blog: "BP wanted me to tell you that you are a douchebag."

Unfortunately i think he has to approve this first :(

 

[NFBuck]

Just for posterity's sake...

Campus (Wichita State) number at work at the "Sunflower Newspaper"...
Chase Marzolf: (316) 978-6900

I left a message.

Me too. Well, actually, I just farted really loud into the phone.

 

[BB73]

Didn't BKB start this thread with the title "Hi, I'm a Confused Pervert"?

But since we all already knew that, nobody bothered to comment.