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Activities:following sports, reading, watching movies, listening to music, playing video gamesInterests:Sports, all of em: baseball, football, hockey, college basketball, Mixed Martial Arts, Boxing, professional wrestling, US Soccer

XM Radio, Reading, Music, Movies, Video Games, Motorcycles, Eating BBQ, Media Work (radio & TV), Kicking it with friends and family, doing new things, going to new places, Kansas City, Pogo, The Ron & Fez Show, Sunglasses, The Saturday Night VirusFavorite Music:Genres: Classic Rock, Rap/Hip-Hop, Blues, Jazz, Ska, Funk, Punk, Oi!, Country, Swing, Lounger, Reggea

Artists: Creedence Clearwater Revival, Jackson Browne, Warren Zevon, B.B. King, Muddy Waters, The Eagles, The James Gang, Joe Walsh, Don Henley, Glenn Frey, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Tech N9ne, ZZ Top, Run D.M.C., Trick Daddy, Everlast, Gorillaz, Motograter, Ghost Machine, John Fogerty, Ludacris, Public Enemy, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Reel Big Fish, The Pietasters, Five For Fighting, Coldplay, Ying Yang Twins, Mike Jones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Frank Sinatra, Save Ferris, Streetlight Manifesto, The Aquabats, Less than Jake, Buck-O-Nine, George Clinton, Parliament, Bootsy Collins, Tower of Power, Five Iron Frenzy, Bad Manners, The Planet Smashers, P.O.D., Son House, Clutch, Static-X, The Grateful Dead, Mad Caddies, Bim Skala Bim, Fishbone, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Winton Marsalis, Incubus, Rage Against The Machine, Bob Dylan, The Clash, Metallica, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Stone Cherry, Five Finger Death Punch, Chokt, Hub City Stompers, Slipknot, Rob Zombie, Bob Seger, Skanatra, Dropkick Murphy's, Me First & The Gimme Gimme's, Catch 22, Flogging Molly, and many more!Favorite TV Shows:Anything on ESPN, any game thats on, football, baseball, college basketball, hockey, boxing, wrestling, Sportscenter, Baseball Tonight, Mike & Mike in the Morning, Raw, Smackdown, ECW, TNA Impact, Rob & Big, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Squidbillies, Metalocalypse, Home Movies, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Late Night with Conan O'Brein, UFC, The Ultimate Fighter, UFC Unleashed, Human Weapon, Pride FC, Masters of HorrorFavorite Movies:Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Reservior Dogs, Million Dollar Baby, Friday Night Lights, Field of Deams, Raging Bull, The Warriors, A Clockwork Orange, The Machinist, Sling Blade, Tombstone, The Blues Brothers, The Big Lebowski, The Natural, Bang the Drum Slowly, This Is Spinal Tap, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, Saw I, II, and III, Wishmaster, the Rocky movies, Natural Born Killers, The Boondock Saints, American History X, The Omen, An American Haunting, Accepted, Crank, See No Evil, Rocky Balboa, Miracle, Office Space, Borat, Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2, & 3, The Sandlot, Dead Silence, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres, Grindhouse [Planet Terror & Death Proof], The Ringer, Reno 911 Miami, Trainspotting, and many, many, many more.Favorite Books:The Bible, Friday Night Lights, Soul of a Butterfly (Muhammed Ali), The Harry Potter series, Jackson Browne: His Life and Music, Never Die Easy (Walter Payton), Floor Burns (Jarrod Haase), Long Shot: Beating the Odds to Live a Jayhawk Dream (Jeff Boschee), Heartbreak & Triumph (Shawn Michaels), To Be the Man; You Gotta Beat the Man (Ric Flair), Luckiest Man (Lou Gherig), Game of Shadows, Controversy Creates Ca (Eric Bischoff), The Hardcore Diaries (Mick Foley), The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America, A Lion's Tale (Chris Jericho), Little Evil (Jens Pulver), A Clockwork Orange (Anthony Burgess), many more.Favorite Quotations:"Rock Chalk Championship! Kansas takes the title!"
CBS Broadcaster Jim Nantz

"Baseball is for everyone. Baseball is for the pastor. And baseball is for the pimp."
Buck O'Neill

"Son, in this lifetime, you don't ever pass by a red dress."
Buck O'Neill

"The Man can't ride your back unless its bent."
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

"If you even dream of beating me, you better wake up and apologize."
Muhammad Ali

"A bruise in your leg is a long way from a bruise in your heart, you candy ass."
Kurt Russell as Herb Brooks in the movie Miracle

"Party like a rock star, Hammer like a porn star, Rake like an All-Star"
Jason Giambi

"Enough is enough, and its time for a change!"
Owen Hart

"One for the ditch!!"
John Wempen

"You're the master. You're tearing up the world, brother, one step at a time."
Scott Donovan, one of my bosses at the radio station told me that

"Look at this. You are the best dressed man on radio." Scott Donovan again

"I'll eat barbecue anytime. It makes no difference to me who prepares it, I?ll eat it. "
Bill Self

"You'll never get better at anything if your not willing to do something that takes you out of your comfort zone." Keith Langford

"The words 'too fucking busy' shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary. "
Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs

"It's not CHAP STICK!!!"
My dad

"I has a bucket. NOOOOO They stealin' my bucket!!!"

Romans 10:9 & Ezekiel 25:17

"Luck is for losers."
CM Punk

"You can't get magnums at the clinic!"
Anotonio Triplett

"Whose dick do I have to suck to get on your quotes page????"
Matt Norby

About Me: Aight, my name is Chase. The big thing about me is I have a passion for sports. I follow it constantly, and I love it.I have an Associate's Degree in Communication from Barton County Community College. I love radio and television work, thats what I hope to do for my career. I have my own very unique taste in music and movies. I enjoy all kinds of both. I am straightedge in its literal meaning. I will not touch alcohol, tobacco, or any other drugs. I find them disgusting. I'm going places, big places, high places, because I am confident and ambitious. So you better come get with this, cuz this is where its at!

He left out the part about being a hermaphrodite perv... :shake:
 
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jwinslow;1284857; said:

jwinslow, you missed this one:

"Where did you go eat in Ft. Lauderdale? I spent New Year's last year at a place called Mango's."



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