Heat-Mavs 2011 NBA Finals

[OHSportsFan]

"I will be in attack mode tonight," James said.



You fucking suck, LeBron!

 

[Bucklion]

"I will be in attack mode tonight," James said.



You fucking suck, LeBron!

Well, the coach said "attack the rim", which he thought meant...beat the shit out of it.

 

[Flocka]

Fuckin' A, I remember that Cosby episode too...dude is money tonight.

He loves to rip Rupaul too.

Even after this terrible loss, Chris Bosh is looking forward to a long day of shopping for wicker candlesticks at pottery barn tomorrow.

 

[OHSportsFan]

Well, the coach said "attack the rim", which he thought meant...beat the shit out of it.

In 9 NBA Finals games, LeBrick has yet to score more than 25 points.

Wade needs some teammates that don't "die in the moment."

 

[NFBuck]

"I will be in attack mode tonight," James said.



You [censored]ing suck, LeBron!

This series isn't in the bag for Dallas by any means, but if the heat end up losing because of LeChoke's [Mark May]ty play...that is some EPIC karma.

 

[OHSportsFan]

This series isn't in the bag for Dallas by any means, but if the heat end up losing because of LeChoke's [Mark May]ty play...that is some EPIC karma.

Oh, I fully expect Miami to take 2 at home. It won't be that difficult. They'll get game 6 just on refereeing and one of the big 3 stepping up.

Then game 7, meh, just seems it'll go Miami's way.

But LeBron has been embarrassing, so we've got that going for us, which is nice.

 

[NFBuck]

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

 

[Jake]

I still think Miami is the favorite but Dallas has a legitimate shot now. I'm rooting for Dallas more than rooting against Miami, but they both mean the same thing in the end.

 

[Bucklion]

Anyone want to guess the stat line if Jordan had been called out by an opponent after a bad game (if he had one) in the Finals? I'd say, what, 50-12-12, with maybe 6-8 steals and 3-4 blocks? Yeah, I think the compaisons between James and Jordon are valid...

 

[Bucklion]

WAS THAT A JACK OFF SIGN I JUST SAW???

thought so.

 

[Bucklion]

I still think Miami is the favorite but Dallas has a legitimate shot now. I'm rooting for Dallas more than rooting against Miami, but they both mean the same thing in the end.

I agree, I think Miami is still the favorite, but I think the Heatles know who they can count on...and it ain't "-tles"

 

[scarletmike]

Man, that was so satisfying!

I especially love how bitchmade has been choking horribly the last few games. And what NFBuck said.

 

[Flocka]

Killing it.

Meanwhile, Scottie Pippen has quietly requested the same witness protection program as Henry Hill.

 

[ulukinatme]

If Dallas pulls out one more win, it would be excellent. Seeing Lebron choke in the playoffs again is a small measure of comfort after departing from Cleveland, but Dallas handing Miami their jock straps woul be icing on the cake.