Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[buckeyegrad]

 

[Jaxbuck]

Not a Drill:
SETI Is Investigating a Possible Extraterrestrial Signal From Deep Space

http://observer.com/2016/08/not-a-d...ible-extraterrestrial-signal-from-deep-space/

The signal read: "Trump and Clinton? Really? We are nuking the site from orbit just to be sure. Sorry but we can't let whatever the hell is wrong with you people be spread."

 

[Dryden]

The signal read: "Trump and Clinton? Really? We are nuking the site from orbit just to be sure. Sorry but we can't let whatever the hell is wrong with you people be spread."

 

[TDunk]

Vladimir Putin arrested at Publix

http://cbs12.com/news/local/vladimir-putin-arrested-at-publix

 

[Jagdaddy]

Why Are So Many BASE Jumpers Dying?

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/a...basejumping&utm_campaign=Content&sf34761785=1

I don't know, why is water wet?

 

[LostLassie]

Why Are So Many BASE Jumpers Dying?

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/a...basejumping&utm_campaign=Content&sf34761785=1

I don't know, why is water wet?

A: I dunno either, but is it possible gravity is involved?

 

[Dryden]

 

[Jaxbuck]

A: I dunno either, but is it possible gravity is involved?

gravity won't kill you

its the sudden stop that does the trick

 

[AKAK]

Why Are So Many BASE Jumpers Dying?

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/a...basejumping&utm_campaign=Content&sf34761785=1

I don't know, why is water wet?

Man. I actually read that whole article. right up there with climbing Everest... I get why this stuff appeals to people... but fuck, find a different hobby.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

It really was an interesting article, even if the conclusion might seem evident before reading.

 

[JCOSU86]

DAFUQ?

this looks nothing like Lucy.

This does.

 

[LostLassie]

DAFUQ?

this looks nothing like Lucy.

This does.

Hence the outraged protests from her fans around the world. Which is why it ended up being replaced.

Someone wrote the first one looked like Ed Sullivan in drag. Pretty close.

 

[Oh8ch]

Man. I actually read that whole article. right up there with climbing Everest... I get why this stuff appeals to people... but fuck, find a different hobby.

Surprisingly , none of the people who have died base jumping have said they wouldn't do it again if given the chance.

 

[JCOSU86]

Hence the outraged protests from her fans around the world. Which is why it ended up being replaced.

Someone wrote the first one looked like Ed Sullivan in drag. Pretty close.

Yeah, I figured that out. Was just showing my outrage.


:P

 

[LostLassie]

Yeah, I figured that out. Was just showing my outrage.


:P

What's really outrageous is that they actually paid someone to create that monstrosity, and once the "artist" completed it, he didn't have the character to return the money and melt the damn thing down.