Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[Jagdaddy]

I was expecting to click that and find a picture of @Fungo Squiggly busted while out trying to get some strange.

Hey, if the van's a rockin' don't come knockin'.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I was expecting to click that and find a picture of @Fungo Squiggly busted while out trying to get some strange.

Wasn't me this time. That guy is a freak.

 

[TDunk]

I was expecting to click that and find a picture of @Fungo Squiggly busted while out trying to get some strange.

He's got a solid alibi.

 

[Bucklion]

Dayton Man Arrested for Allegedly Trying to have Sex with a Van: http://crimewatchdaily.com/2016/08/...-for-allegedly-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-van/

All new meaning to that song "Chevy Van"

 

[Bucklion]

Dayton Man Arrested for Allegedly Trying to have Sex with a Van: http://crimewatchdaily.com/2016/08/...-for-allegedly-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-van/

Of course maybe the guy had heard someone talking of "trannies" and he just thought...

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[Jagdaddy]

Ohio man found ‘acting like gorilla,’ touching himself in public (masturbating)

http://wtnh.com/2016/08/24/ohio-man-found-acting-like-gorilla-masturbating-in-public/

I thank God for Florida because but for Florida Ohio and Oklahoma would be in a death match to lead the nation in the kinds of things that show up in this thread . . .

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

They found @Saw31 !!!!!

 

[LostLassie]

Weather News
1 Million dead fish wash ashore in New Jersey

http://videowall.accuweather.com/de...fish-wash-ashore-in-new-jersey?autoStart=true

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Weather News
1 Million dead fish wash ashore in New Jersey

http://videowall.accuweather.com/de...fish-wash-ashore-in-new-jersey?autoStart=true

Turns out, it was just Jersey girls so no big deal.

 

[Jagdaddy]

Weather News
1 Million dead fish wash ashore in New Jersey

http://videowall.accuweather.com/de...fish-wash-ashore-in-new-jersey?autoStart=true

Too much AXE in the water . . .

 

[BayBuck]

Lightning strike kills more than 300 reindeer

 

[Jagdaddy]

Lightning strike kills more than 300 reindeer

Thor must be having a BBQ . . .

 

[LostLassie]

Not a Drill:
SETI Is Investigating a Possible Extraterrestrial Signal From Deep Space

http://observer.com/2016/08/not-a-d...ible-extraterrestrial-signal-from-deep-space/

 

[LostLassie]

Thor must be having a BBQ . . .

Way to get onto Santa's Naughty List there, Thor.