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Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

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Saw31 said:
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That's more legible than my handwriting. Any man would be blessed to have my transplanted dick...
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Just occurred to me...do you check The Weather Channel for the wind-chill factor first? Seems like that could constitute a hazard.
 
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LostLassie said:
Just occurred to me...do you check The Weather Channel for the wind-chill factor first? Seems like that could constitute a hazard.
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Yes I do. Surprisingly, the colder it is, the more precise my dick writing is. It is counter intuitive. The cold makes my writing utensil smaller and easier to control. The cold also has the effect of making me have to piss more...In the end, a beautifully written hand and dick signature.
 
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Don't know which is more striking, the gator*, or the nitwit who keeps edging closer to it. Guess nobody ever told him how fast those suckers can run.

If this was a Jurassic Park film, he wouldn't make it past the opening credits.

*Lot of discussion on the web that it's fake. If so, it's damn well done. Shadows rippling along the edge of the sand trap, light on the back of its legs & tail as it walks, etc. Although, on my pc I can't make out video pixels. Most suspicious thing? "Dave, get next to it for perspective." :lol: Isn't that line from Jaws?



Oh, hell yes, you can play through!
 
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LostLassie said:
Don't know which is more striking, the gator*, or the nitwit who keeps edging closer to it. Guess nobody ever told him how fast those suckers can run.

If this was a Jurassic Park film, he wouldn't make it past the opening credits.

*Lot of discussion on the web that it's fake. If so, it's damn well done. Shadows rippling along the edge of the sand trap, light on the back of its legs & tail as it walks, etc. Although, on my pc I can't make out video pixels. Most suspicious thing? "Dave, get next to it for perspective." :lol: Isn't that line from Jaws?



Oh, hell yes, you can play through!
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looks legit to me.

that's a big sumbitch though. probably a good 2-3 foot bigger than any i've seen in the wild.
biggest i ever caught was just over 12 foot. and that bastard was freaking enormous.
the video of this one looks noticeably bigger than that.

I'd hate to be in my pirogue and see that thing pop up in the trenasse.
 
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Nutriaitch said:
looks legit to me.

that's a big sumbitch though. probably a good 2-3 foot bigger than any i've seen in the wild.
biggest i ever caught was just over 12 foot. and that bastard was freaking enormous.
the video of this one looks noticeably bigger than that.

I'd hate to be in my pirogue and see that thing pop up in the trenasse.
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Gives a whole new meaning to the term "water hazard."
 
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LostLassie said:
Don't know which is more striking, the gator*, or the nitwit who keeps edging closer to it. Guess nobody ever told him how fast those suckers can run.

If this was a Jurassic Park film, he wouldn't make it past the opening credits.

*Lot of discussion on the web that it's fake. If so, it's damn well done. Shadows rippling along the edge of the sand trap, light on the back of its legs & tail as it walks, etc. Although, on my pc I can't make out video pixels. Most suspicious thing? "Dave, get next to it for perspective." :lol: Isn't that line from Jaws?



Oh, hell yes, you can play through!
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I would think it is not fake. These things get absolutely huge in the Everglades. There was a 13 footer caught in a canal not to long ago about 10 miles from my house.
 
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buxfan4life said:
I would think it is not fake. These things get absolutely huge in the Everglades. There was a 13 footer caught in a canal not to long ago about 10 miles from my house.
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13-15 is about the biggest you hear about around here.
there are legends of some that were closer to 20' and weighing around a ton.

i'm not going to say it's total bullshit, but I've seen/fucked with/caught a shit ton of gators over the years.
the 12 footer we caught was a freaking behemoth.
aside from that one, I may have seen at most a couple even in the same ballpark of size.


personally i prefer them in 4-6 foot range.
easier to manhandle. and are much more tender and better tasting.
especially if you can slap it in the grease as you're cutting it off the gator.


dammit! now I'm getting hungry for alligator.
 
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Nutriaitch said:
13-15 is about the biggest you hear about around here.
there are legends of some that were closer to 20' and weighing around a ton.

i'm not going to say it's total bull[Mark May], but I've seen/fucked with/caught a [Mark May] ton of gators over the years.
the 12 footer we caught was a freaking behemoth.
aside from that one, I may have seen at most a couple even in the same ballpark of size.


personally i prefer them in 4-6 foot range.
easier to manhandle. and are much more tender and better tasting.
especially if you can slap it in the grease as you're cutting it off the gator.


dammit! now I'm getting hungry for alligator.
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I actually think gators are kinda cute. Wouldn't want one on my front porch (esp. that size) but I think their faces are funny.

The wildlife you guys have that I can't stand are the pythons. Hate those things. Makes me sick that they've invaded. I keep hoping the gators will figure it out and gang up to start pack hunting the nasty things. There's a species I'd happily see go extinct.
 
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LostLassie said:
The wildlife you guys have that I can't stand are the pythons. Hate those things. Makes me sick that they've invaded. I keep hoping the gators will figure it out and gang up to start pack hunting the nasty things. There's a species I'd happily see go extinct.
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I feel the same way about wolverines
 
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LostLassie said:
I actually think gators are kinda cute. Wouldn't want one on my front porch (esp. that size) but I think their faces are funny.

The wildlife you guys have that I can't stand are the pythons. Hate those things. Makes me sick that they've invaded. I keep hoping the gators will figure it out and gang up to start pack hunting the nasty things. There's a species I'd happily see go extinct.
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Florida has the Python issue.
here in south Louisiana we got the trifecta of pit vipers to worry about.

Rattlesnakes. kinda rare (I've killed 2, seen maybe half a dozen)

Copperheads. a little more common but mostly keep to them selves. killed several.

Water Moccasins. we got the mother load of these evil bastards. they are the true assholes of the animal kingdom. ALWAYS in a foul mood. I've probably killed over 100 and would happily off a thousand more.
 
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