Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[Jaxbuck]

Mr Red already knows about sad panda...

http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/...ponge-bob-tight-canadian-pants.636764/page-16

That's why he is amazing. I wonder where he's been lately...

It must be hard to keep a positive attitude rooting for the Reds.

Probably hung himself by now

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Probably hung himself by now

He hung like a 2 run HR fastball from any number or Reds relievers.

 

[buckeyegrad]

Not a headline, but still from the news media (NYT):

 

[kinch]

Not a headline, but still from the news media (NYT):

Shouldn't it be hashtag Pimpin4Paradise72?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Not a headline, but still from the news media (NYT):

 

[ScriptOhio]

This headline is a first.....

Man Receives First Penis Transplant in the United States

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/17/health/thomas-manning-first-penis-transplant-in-us.html?_r=0

 

[Jaxbuck]

This headline is a first.....

Man Receives First Penis Transplant in the United States

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/17/health/thomas-manning-first-penis-transplant-in-us.html?_r=0

I can't help feeling bad for the donor

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

I can't help feeling bad for the donor

Caitlyn Jenner is doing fine

 

[Jaxbuck]

Caitlyn Jenner is doing fine

Recipient wants his money back

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Recipient wants his money back

rumor has it.. Caitlyn may want to renig as well

 

[Saw31]

I am an organ donor. It would make me quite proud to know my dick will live on after I'm gone.

The new guy is gonna wonder why he, all of a sudden, has an overwhelming urge to piss-write his name in the snow when he drinks...

 

[Dryden]

A heart or a kidney or something is one thing, but another guys dong? I don't know about that. I might just sign the DNR.

 

[AKAK]

I am an organ donor. It would make me quite proud to know my dick will live on after I'm gone.

The new guy is gonna wonder why he, all of a sudden, has an overwhelming urge to piss-write his name in the snow when he drinks...

"I dunno doc, it just started whizzing in the snow, I think it was a giant 's'"

 

[ScriptOhio]

This headline is a first.....

Man Receives First Penis Transplant in the United States

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/17/health/thomas-manning-first-penis-transplant-in-us.html?_r=0

 

[Saw31]

That's more legible than my handwriting. Any man would be blessed to have my transplanted dick...