Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[Steve19]

“Luke, help me take this mask off. Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes.”

My exact thought. Is the wig an improvement? You be the judge!

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Ole Miss a dangerous team? @Nutriaitch thoughts?

https://www.cbssports.com/college-f...into-one-of-the-nations-most-dangerous-teams/

 

[Nutriaitch]

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Ole Miss a dangerous team? @Nutriaitch thoughts?

https://www.cbssports.com/college-f...into-one-of-the-nations-most-dangerous-teams/

pffftt.

they not even top 3 scariest teams on our schedule this year.

 

[BuckBuckTN]

FSU fan?

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/l...urse-threw-it-around-to-teach-it-a-lesson/#//

 

[Bucklion]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9810615/Japanese-man-masturbates-death.html

OK which one of you motherfuckers is this

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9810615/Japanese-man-masturbates-death.html

OK which one of you motherfuckers is this

I assume you guys were wondering, but I am still alive. Thanks for your thoughts and prayers.

 

[Oh8ch]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9810615/Japanese-man-masturbates-death.html

OK which one of you motherfuckers is this

This was not me, but a few weeks ago I did visit my doctor for a physical.

He had me disrobe and after a few minutes looked at me and said "Mr. Oh8ch, you are going to have to stop masturbating."

I asked him why and he replied; "Because I am trying to conduct a physical."

 

[BB73]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9810615/Japanese-man-masturbates-death.html

OK which one of you motherfuckers is this

It’s not me, but I do have to hold the screen about 2 inches from my eyes to read anything these days.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9810615/Japanese-man-masturbates-death.html

OK which one of you motherfuckers is this

but still alive.

 

[Herb Kirkstreit]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-9810615/Japanese-man-masturbates-death.html

OK which one of you motherfuckers is this

Not me (I'm not Japanese), but I understand.

 

[Steve19]

Trust us, Kirk, when it comes to wankers....

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Brothers killed by train in Charlotte were mourning 3rd brother struck at same spot last week


https://www.wavy.com/news/north-car...orwmU1Eh0zkhTXyRmrzWuefmwyX6OhX04tacroMLOE7xE

 

[Jaxbuck]

Brothers killed by train in Charlotte were mourning 3rd brother struck at same spot last weekE

Darwin works in mysterious ways

 

[AKAK]

He smelled like a pack of Marlboro cigarette's, 4 shots of everclear and regret.

 

[Jaxbuck]

This one could have been worded better