Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[buckeyemania11]

 

[Oh8ch]

How can we compete with a recruiting tool like this?

 

[LordJeffBuck]

 

[BB73]

Python in toilet bites man, just like it did in your worst nightmare

Link

The guy’s neighbor had a python that went through the pipes, and nipped him in the private parts.

 

[BayBuck]

Tennessee Woman Sues State Officials For Threatening to Jail Her Over ’69 PWND U’ Vanity License Plate

https://lawandcrime.com/first-amendment/tennessee-woman-sues-state-officials-for-threatening-to-jail-her-over-69-pwnd-u-vanity-license-plate/

 

[AKAK]

Tennessee Woman Sues State Officials For Threatening to Jail Her Over ’69 PWND U’ Vanity License Plate

https://lawandcrime.com/first-amendment/tennessee-woman-sues-state-officials-for-threatening-to-jail-her-over-69-pwnd-u-vanity-license-plate/

Nice

 

[Jaxbuck]

I bet she’s a winner.

 

[colobuck79]

I bet she’s a winner.

I think I saw her in the Cookeville Walmart one time. She was, how do I put this, large.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I think I saw her in the Cookeville Walmart one time. She was, how do I put this, large.

I can deal with large. It’s the nasty part that turns me off.

I’m picturing someone wiping their nose with the back of their hand as they put a cigarette out and hock a loogie.

One of those.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

I can deal with large. It’s the nasty part that turns me off.

I’m picturing someone wiping their nose with the back of their hand as they put a cigarette out and hock a loogie.

One of those.

Sir, she ain't much to look at, but I love her.

 

[ScriptOhio]

San Antonio high school grad throws glitter, reveals lingerie under gown at graduation ceremony

Clark High School student escorted off graduation stage following stunt

A student at Clark High School in San Antonio is getting social media attention after a video of his walk across the stage during graduation is going viral.

The video posted to Facebook ↓ on June 8 shows a student throwing open his graduation gown revealing lingerie before tossing glitter in the air.



Entire article: https://www.ksat.com/news/local/202...hat-happened-in-the-san-antonio-area-in-june/

 

[buckeyemania11]

Drunk man is killed by shark that bit off his hand when he waded into the sea to go to the toilet on Brazilian beach

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...sea-toilet.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Australian Prime Minister Says He Didn't Shit His Pants at McDonald's in 1997


https://gizmodo.com/australian-prim...ants-1847296767/amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

[ScriptOhio]

UK ‘poo bomber’ banned from defecating, urinating in public

She was told to cut the crap....

A 50-year-old British woman who “poo bombed” her neighbor’s property during a 25-year harassment campaign, has been banned from “urinating or defecating” in any open space, The Sun reported.

Femme fecal Amanda Lee, from Crewe, Cheshire, has a lengthy crap sheet.... of 15 convictions stretching from 1996 to 2018 – including incidents of anti-social behavior, harassment and public order offenses, according to the outlet.

Entire article: https://nypost.com/2021/07/16/uk-poo-bomber-banned-from-defecating-urinating-in-public/

 

[charlohiottean]

“Luke, help me take this mask off. Just for once, let me look on you with my own eyes.”