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What happened to my ¤cash?
This reminds me of a story told to me by the Chief of ER at an large hospital in OH. Won’t share who or what hospital for reasons that will be clear shortly.
Story goes something like this:
This doc was working the overnight shift in the ER. Fairly quiet night, all things considered, as it wasn’t uncommon for this doc to see GSWs on a pretty regular basis.
In comes a city councilman. Asks to speak with the doc privately.
Since he had some time he entertained the request. Especially given who the request was coming from.
The councilman then discloses that he has a woman in the car outside who is suffering from a migraine. Apparently this was not typical and she thought that she was about to die.
Turns out that the woman in the car was not only not his wife but she was an escort.
Suffice it to say they prepare an exam room and discretely get her in the room. Then starts the questions from the doc.
They disclose that she regularly services the councilman and they have had a ‘thing’ for a few years.
So, the doc asks them to walk through the encounter step by step.
Apparently, after applying some lube they started to go at it. She commented that, while good, things felt different. They then applied some more lube and other acts took place. Midway through she proceeded with a round of felatio. Shortly after starting that is when the headache started.
Doc asks for details on the lube that was being used. Nothing out of the standard KY.
Doc asks to see the container.
It was at that point that things became apparent as to what happened.
When, in the light of the ER room, the container was pulled from a bag, the lube was actually topical nitroglycerin that belonged to the councilman. It was his medication for angina — narrowing of blood vessels to the heart. The nitroglycerin was on the bedside table next to the lube and they just grabbed the wrong tube.
For those of you who are not aware of what topical nitroglycerin does, it causes the blood vessels to dilate.
So, basically, when using as lube every blood vessel in the escort’s vag dilated which apparently was not unpleasant. However, upon taking a dose orally, every blood vessel in her head - from artery to capillary dilated causing the migraine.
So, for us older guys, if suffering from angina... make sure to separate the nitroglycerin from the KY... and if you decide to give the above a try, by all means necessary get to the felatio before lube application.
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https://www.cleveland19.com/2019/12...il-carrier-sold-crack-cocaine-postal-vehicle/
Ashtabula County investigators: Mail carrier sold crack cocaine from postal vehicle
Ashtabula County investigators: Mail carrier sold crack cocaine from postal vehicle
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http://alugy.com/usa/florida-scienc...akes-up-in-hospital-and-masturbates-cops-say/
FLORIDA SCIENCE TEACHER TAKES METH AND COCAINE BEFORE SCHOOL, PASSES OUT AT BURGER KING, WAKES UP IN HOSPITAL AND MASTURBATES, COPS SAY.
FLORIDA SCIENCE TEACHER TAKES METH AND COCAINE BEFORE SCHOOL, PASSES OUT AT BURGER KING, WAKES UP IN HOSPITAL AND MASTURBATES, COPS SAY.
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When you look at all the "fine people" commenting on this, you realize quickly that the royals are an industry and these "fine people" are pissed off that they have just been told to get screwed. I like it. Let's be frank. She most certainly doesn't need their money or approval.
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I really don't think so. I saw an interview with Harry in South Africa. He said something about refusing to be bullied into allowing his wife to be hounded by the same people who killed his mother. This is about him and his resentment of the way that family treated his mother. I think it ends with him telling them all to get screwed.
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