Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[BB73]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ller-killed-chicken-match-shown-red-card.html

Sent off for a fowl! Footballer is given a red card for killing a CHICKEN during a match in Croatia

It's common for an animal to defecate when being violently killed, which would create a mess on the field.

But that's obviously a chicken-shit crime.

 

[Oh8ch]

It's common for an animal to defecate when being violently killed, which would create a mess on the field.

But that's obviously a chicken-shit crime.

Rubies? Where are the rubies?

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

 

[Jaxbuck]

the fucking French....

 

[BB73]

the fucking French....

You're making an assumption as to how that jar got filled.

 

[Oh8ch]

You're making an assumption as to how that jar got filled.

If dipping your fries in jizz works for you that's cool.

 

[BB73]

If dipping your fries in jizz works for you that's cool.

Assuming she got all of that out of me, I'm willing to make that deal with her.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Woman suffers near fatal reaction after sex with husband

A couple’s sexual intercourse nearly ended in tragedy after the woman had an anaphylactic reaction to a medication her husband was taking, which she was exposed to through his semen... guess there is such a thing as a bad blowjob

 

[Oh8ch]

Assuming she got all of that out of me, I'm willing to make that deal with her.

Which is what's so troubling about the fries. No one man filled that jar.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Which is what's so troubling about the fries. No one man filled that jar.

Peter North probably could.

 

[BB73]

Woman suffers near fatal reaction after sex with husband

A couple’s sexual intercourse nearly ended in tragedy after the woman had an anaphylactic reaction to a medication her husband was taking, which she was exposed to through his semen... guess there is such a thing as a bad blowjob

Peanuts allergy, or penis allergy?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Woman suffers near fatal reaction after sex with husband

A couple’s sexual intercourse nearly ended in tragedy after the woman had an anaphylactic reaction to a medication her husband was taking, which she was exposed to through his semen... guess there is such a thing as a bad blowjob

I didn't click thru, but almost killing his wife with spunk doesn't necessarily mean the blow job was bad for him.

 

[gmen6981]

MAN SERVING LIFE SENTENCE SAYS HIS SENTENCE WAS SERVED WHEN HE DIED FROM SEPTIC POISONING.
https://www.newsweek.com/convicted-...ed-was-revived-after-septic-poisoning-1470542

 

[Jaxbuck]

MAN SERVING LIFE SENTENCE SAYS HIS SENTENCE WAS SERVED WHEN HE DIED FROM SEPTIC POISONING.
https://www.newsweek.com/convicted-...ed-was-revived-after-septic-poisoning-1470542

He's got a point.

 

[Jake]

Peter North probably could.