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brodybuck21 said:
What did George brett do to you???
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Little known fact: @buckeyebri is Tim McClelland:
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Kansas man wants to settle ugly custody battle with ‘trial by combat’ with Japanese swords


A Kansas man has thrown down the gauntlet to his ex-wife and her attorney — seeking court permission to settle their child custody case “on the field of battle” with a sword fight.

David Ostrom, 40, claims in court papers that ex-wife Bridgette Ostrom, 38, and her attorney, Matthew Hudson, have already “destroyed (him) legally” in their ongoing legal battle in her hometown in Iowa.

“I now wish to give them the chance to meet me on the field of battle, where I will REND THEIR SOULS from their … bodies,” Ostrom wrote in the filing, according to the Carroll Times Herald.
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Jagdaddy said:
I'm pretty sure that those tactics aren't conducive to getting your kid back ...
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nonsense

she chooses her champion, you draw swords, start dealing blows and settle the shit like men.

What could be more simple? Surely the judge would recognize that a man who lives by such an admirable code has earned the right to have custody of children? Right?
 
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Jaxbuck said:
nonsense

she chooses her champion, you draw swords, start dealing blows and settle the shit like men.

What could be more simple? Surely the judge would recognize that a man who lives by such an admirable code has earned the right to have custody of children? Right?
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It would be freaking hilarious if she got Uma Thurman to put on her "bride" costume and show up as her champion. Dude would shit himself.
 
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