Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[NJ-Buckeye]

Girlfriend sent home in taxi after threesome admits to police she set boyfriend’s house on fire, displacing 7

Halle Berry at it again?

 

[Oh8ch]

So I'm sitting in this bar and a woman in her late 50s starts shatting (chatting) me up. She's a bit worse for the wear and I am not interested but just being polite until she asks me if I'm interested in a Dixie 3-way.

I tell her I never heard of it and she tells me it's a three way with a mother and a daughter. I'm thinking this could get interesting and follow her home. We walk in, she turns on the light and hollers upstairs, "Hey Mom - you still up?".

I'd do it again before taking a tumble with the chick in that pic.

 

[Bucklion]

So I'm sitting in this bar and a woman in her late 50s starts shatting me up. She's a bit worse for the wear and I am not interested but just being polite until she asks me if I'm interested in a Dixie 3-way.

I tell her I never heard of it and she tells me it's a three way with a mother and a daughter. I'm thinking this could get interesting and follow her home. We walk in, she turns on the light and hollers upstairs, "Hey Mom - you still up?".

I'd do it again before taking a tumble with the chick in that pic.

What kind of bars you frequenting there, bro??

 

[Jake]

If giving laxative-laced cookies is wrong...

Duo Gave Strikers Cookies Spiked With Laxative Because Picket Line Was Too Noisy

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

• Woman does karate, son gets nude, dog steals cornbread mix from Walmart, police say

A mother and her son are in custody after causing a ruckus at a Walmart Wednesday night, police said. Their dog chipped in, too.

http://www.fox19.com/2019/04/12/wom...UaOEgOypbBb7dhnOujs7VhRhzQzoB_SV31O_ZojnpigpM

 

[Jagdaddy]

• Woman does karate, son gets nude, dog steals cornbread mix from Walmart, police say

http://www.fox19.com/2019/04/12/wom...UaOEgOypbBb7dhnOujs7VhRhzQzoB_SV31O_ZojnpigpM

That's pretty epic, even for this thread.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

That's pretty epic, even for this thread.

Yeah, but my black lab was supposed to get pancake mix. Dumbass dog. Should have brought the shepherd.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Officers approached and commanded him to end the madness, but he refused. Authorities said Vann even used a scooter in an attempt to run over an officer.

But law enforcement physically stopped the scooter and took him into custody.

while naked

 

[gmen6981]

while naked

If riding a scooter through Walmart naked is wrong............

 

[Dryden]

 

[Honor&Glory]

this is breaking my heart. forget that im catholic but that is 800 years of history dying. Hitler didn’t even touch that church.

 

[brodybuck21]

this is breaking my heart. forget that im catholic but that is 800 years of history dying. Hitler didn’t even touch that church.

wow

 

[Dryden]

 

[Dryden]

Speaking of Fireballs...

https://www.wbtw.com/amp/news/state...g-filled-with-empty-whisky-bottles/1929508371

Report: Sick student's bag filled with empty whisky bottles

UNION, S.C. (AP) - Authorities say a South Carolina middle schooler who passed out in class last week had a backpack filled with nine empty mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon Whisky.

The State reports the Union County Sheriff's Office report says a search of the 13-year-old's bag also revealed another half-empty mini bottle and two unopened bottles.

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[LovelandBuckeye]

Speaking of Fireballs...

https://www.wbtw.com/amp/news/state...g-filled-with-empty-whisky-bottles/1929508371

Report: Sick student's bag filled with empty whisky bottles

UNION, S.C. (AP) - Authorities say a South Carolina middle schooler who passed out in class last week had a backpack filled with nine empty mini bottles of Fireball Cinnamon Whisky.

The State reports the Union County Sheriff's Office report says a search of the 13-year-old's bag also revealed another half-empty mini bottle and two unopened bottles.

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