Headlines You Don't See Every Day (outside of Florida)

[LovelandBuckeye]

Shit I better stop it. Had no idea that stuff could kill ya.

Where do you find an otter to masturbate?

Note.. no one does a fucking thing to help her... but they keep filming

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Suspect held in NYC subway attack on elderly woman that was captured on video

Authorities say Gomez repeatedly punched and kicked a 78-year-old woman sitting alone on a train in the early morning hours of March 10 in the Bronx. The woman can be seen in the video holding her arm up to block punches and kicks directed at her.

Gomez reportedly left the subway car while passengers continued to film him.

Note.. no one does a fucking thing to help her... but they keep filming

I've dealt with enough 78 year old biddies over the last couple months that I'm not going to judge him without knowing the whole story. Sometimes these old broads need a good beatdown.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

I've dealt with enough 78 year old biddies over the last couple months that I'm not going to judge him without knowing the whole story. Sometimes these old broads need a good beatdown.

Just because a couple of them took your fanny to the woodshed doesn't mean you have to get all pissy

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Finally Been Caught

 

[Jaxbuck]

Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Finally Been Caught

Anybody seen @Thump ?

 

[TDunk]

Anybody seen @Thump ?

Might want to ask @Crump's brother

 

[Crump's brother]

Might want to ask @Crump's brother

Last I knew he was buying five gallons of hand sanitizer in Avondale.

 

[Thump]

Last I knew he was buying five gallons of hand sanitizer in Avondale.

I got a pack of latex gloves on East Pike though.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

French $64 million Renaissance-style chateau faces court-ordered demolition

A court in France has ordered the demolition of a palatial $64 million chateau on the French Riveria because it was built illegally in a protected wooded area

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

South Carolina authorities say a man sprayed Axe body spray in his mouth to cover the smell of alcohol as deputies approached during a traffic stop

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Flatulence in the workplace is not a form of bullying, appeals court rules

crop dusting given the OK

 

[Steve19]

Fugitive drug offender tries to flee Australia on jet ski

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[Steve19]

Zambia bans energy drink 'spiked' with Viagra

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[Jaxbuck]

Fugitive drug offender tries to flee Australia on jet ski

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I laughed out loud

Pretty sure the cops did as well

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Zambia bans energy drink 'spiked' with Viagra

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Gotta credit Revin Zambia Ltd here. Probably not a better mashup product since the creation of the reese's peanut butter cup.