Headlines We Would Like To See

[Romanowski]

"'YOU ARE THE FATHER!'...Maury Gives Will Hill the News as Gloria James Does the Perculator"

 

[ScriptOhio]

Michigan Has Second Thoughts: Fires Hoke and Rehires DickRod.

 

[Ryan36_1]

Tonight on Mythbusters: How the fuck a baby fracture it arm

 

[Mike80]

Tonight on Mythbusters: How the fuck a baby fracture it arm

Ryan36_1 and English: An Inside Story

 

[Ryan36_1]

Ryan36_1 and English: An Inside Story

 

[DiamondBuck]

AN SEC FAN ACTUALLY ADMITS OVERSIGNING IS A COMPETITIVE ADVANTAGE

 

[kn1f3party]

[size=+2]SEC Sites Irreconcilable Differences, Secedes from NCAA[/size]

 

[buckeyesin07]

SEC Fans Show Humility; Admit .500 Bowl Record Isn't Remarkable

 

[Tlangs]

SEC Fans Show Humility; Admit .500 Bowl Record Isn't Remarkable

mountain dew on my keyboard....you bastard!

 

[Onebuckfan]

SEC fans cheer as Vanderbilt wins Geography Bowl! SEC SEC!

 

[Brady Hoke]

Michigan sucks,



all the elite football recruits out of Ohio in 2012.

 

[GoodLifeSean]

Kirk Herbstreit hired to be the New face of summers eve.

Or better yet Herbstreit confesses sins to Tressel "once was blind but now I See"

 

[Romanowski]

"Rajon Rondo and Kendrick Perkins Race To Ten...With Their Fingers...Without Getting Confused"

"Aaron Taylor Surgically Relocates Mouth To Side of Face; Favorite Food Leather and Nail Clippings"

"Blumpkin: Bip Roberts and David Justice Tell All"

"Weis And Gravitational Pull; Doughnuts and Hotdogs Seen Rotating Around Head"

"Shawon Dunston Loses Spelling Bee When Asked To Spell 'Shawon Dunston'"

"Gordon Gund Stuffs Boozer's Ex-Wife"

"Romanowski's Old Man Sends Fart In Bottle To Miami Heat; Team Drops Dead Once Opened"

 

[Gatorubet]

"Big-10 School Other Than tOSU Wins BCS Bowl Game!"

 

[Steve19]

SEC admits to widespread booster irregularities: "Auburn tip of the iceberg".