Headlines We Would Like To See

[OCBucksFan]

Earth opens up under Notre Dame Stadium during the ND/Michigan game, no survivors were found, Ty Willingham is the lead suspect.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

OSU Shocks USC

Too bad it's two weeks too late. :ohwell:

 

[Bucklion]

"Notre Dame and Kansas will play a home-and-home the next 2 years...the sidelines will be titanium-reinforced for the coaches."

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Beavers Pop Trojans
Trojans Busted by Beavers

 

[GoodLifeSean]

"Pete Carroll: Big Game Hunter Can't Win the Ones He's Supposed to."

 

[brodybuck21]

Ohio State 63 - Minnesota 0

Beanie Wells rushes for 500 yards and scores 9 TDs

 

[buckeyebri]

"Pete Carroll: Big Game Hunter Can't Win the Ones He's Supposed to."

Peltless Pete.....

 

[Dryden]

Economy slides further as government uncovers Armed Forces trade plot involving mess officer under guise of 'M&M Enterprises.' 4,000-yards of missing silk recovered to complete Jesse Palmer's ties.

 

[Bucklion]

"WILLINGHAM PUT HOLE IN BUCKNER'S GLOVE"

 

[Dryden]

Pete Carroll rescinds scholarship offers to outstanding 6-3, 230 lb safety prospects, extends offers to 5-5, buck-fitty running backs instead.

 

[Dryden]

Pac-10 officiating crew lauded for balance, concise TD calls, and exemplary time keeping

 

[mross34]

Trojans turned away by Stingy Beavers.

 

[mross34]

Sarah Palin Under Fire for Series of Extramarital Threesomes with Pole Vaulter Allison Stokke and 24-year-old Hoboken, NJ Resident.

 

[HailToMichigan]

Economy slides further as government uncovers Armed Forces trade plot involving mess officer under guise of 'M&M Enterprises.'

It's OK. Everybody has a share.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Sarah Palin Under Fire for Series of Extramarital Threesomes with Pole Vaulter Allison Stokke and 24-year-old Hoboken, NJ Resident.