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Airing of the Grievances:

1. To Gene Smith: for failing at the entire essence of your job, which is to ensure compliance with NCAA rules and understand basic principles associated with the potential penalties. Go back to South Bend where you belong.

2. To Scott Arniel: for continuing to suck at your job that you are still so lucky to have in a bad economy. There are crack addicted hookers in line for unemployment that could coach the Blue Jackets to a better record.

3. To Mike Holmgren: Look, we know you wanted to hire someone who would be your puppet and wipe your ass when you get off the [Mark May]ter. We were all just hoping that person would be better than Pat Shurmur. Speaking of...

4. To Pat Shurmur: It's not your fault you suck as a head coach. Some people are born with the ability to lead and make difficult decisions in the heat of the moment. You're just not wired that way. But please just admit it and go back to coordinating.

5. To the Walmart Wolverines of Ohio: We didn't miss you at all from 2001 -2010. And yet one win at home when your defense sucked against the worst Ohio State offense possibly ever brings you back out of hibernation. Meet Urban Meyer and crawl back into your hole. Now. Right now. And when you're gone, stay gone or you'll be gone. Understand?

6. To James Harrison: I agree suspending you was a mistake. The proper punishment would be to take your helmet away and go back to those leather things they used to wear decades ago. You obviously don't know or seem to care about the long-term effects of concussions on the brain. You'll find out and you may also learn to form tackle in the process. Good luck.

7. To Lebron James: Please stop apologizing to Cleveland. In fact, never mention Cleveland or the Cavaliers again. Just keep their names out of your mouth and be a Miami Heat. Somes sins are just unforgiveable.

8. To ESPN: For destroying anything that resembled journalistic integrity. For your conflicts of interest. For continuing to employ Craig James, Mark May, Lou Holtz, Chris Berman, Colin Cowherd, Bob Ryan, Woody Paige, Skip Bayless, Stephen A. Smith, Desmond Howard and every other mouth-breathing blowhard in sports entertainment.
 
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OH10;2070832; said:
Airing of the Grievances:

1. To Gene Smith: for failing at the entire essence of your job, which is to ensure compliance with NCAA rules and understand basic principles associated with the potential penalties. Go back to South Bend where you belong.

2. To Scott Arniel: for continuing to suck at your job that you are still so lucky to have in a bad economy. There are crack addicted hookers in line for unemployment that could coach the Blue Jackets to a better record.

3. To Mike Holmgren: Look, we know you wanted to hire someone who would be your puppet and wipe your ass when you get off the shitter. We were all just hoping that person would be better than Pat Shurmur. Speaking of...

4. To Pat Shurmur: It's not your fault you suck as a head coach. Some people are born with the ability to lead and make difficult decisions with little time to reflect. You're just not wired that way. But please just admit it and go back to coordinating.

5. To the Walmart Wolverines of Ohio: We didn't miss you at all from 2001 -2010. And yet one win at home when your defense sucked against the worst Ohio State offense possibly ever brings you back out of hibernation. Meet Urban Meyer and crawl back into your hole. Now. Right now. And when you're gone, stay gone or you'll be gone. Understand?

6. To James Harrison: I agree suspending you was a mistake. The proper punishment would be to take your helmet away and go back to those leather things they used to wear decades ago. You obviously don't know or seem to care about the long-term effects of concussions on the brain. You'll find out and you may also learn to form tackle in the process. Good luck.

7. To Lebron James: Please stop apologizing to Cleveland. In fact, never let mention Cleveland or the Cavaliers again. Shut keep their names out of your mouth and be a Miami Heat. Somes sins are just unforgiveable.

8. To ESPN: For destroying anything that resembled journalistic integrity. For your conflicts of interest. For continuing to employ Craig James, Mark May, Lou Holtz, Chris Berman, Colin Cowherd, Bob Ryan, Woody Paige, Skip Bayless, Stephen A. Smith, Desmond Howard and every other mouth-breating blowhard in sports entertainment.
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Only three hours plus a few odd minutes left in Festivus day? Drat!!

I'm not sure I can type fast enough to list all my grievances with: the world; my life (past, present and future); snakes as pets; the conduct of people I know & people I don't know but have heard about; the overall organization of the universe; brain-liquefyingly loud car stereos; all of human history; bitter chocolate; the animal, vegetable & mineral kingdoms; Daylight Savings Time; any and everybody who comprises virtually every sub-category of person lumped into a class by random characteristics of religion/race/politics/gender/sexual preference/state of origin/vocation/economic status/age/appearance/weight/intellect/anything else I forgot & left out; and, oh yeah...one day of Festivus isn't nearly enough.

Personally, it's a holiday I religiously celebrate pretty much 24-7-365 (366 leap years). Or haven't ya'll noticed yet?
 
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Gatorubet;2071072; said:
Any commercial involving a a new Lexus for Christmas.

The commercial needs to go another ten seconds to see the unemployed neighbor - who comes outside the second they go back inside - keying "NICE F-ING BOW!!" into the door.
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"you must spread some reputation around before..." blah blah blah
 
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Michigan 40
Ohio State 34

A Festivus Miracle for TSUN, a Festivus Grievance for the rest of us. Next year, this gets shoved up the asses of the Skunkbears. Happy Festivus!

Festivus_Pole.jpg
 
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The airing of the 2019 Grievances:

Driving:
  1. People driving slow in the passing lane on the highway.
  2. People who go to pass another vehicle and then slow down, especially when passing a truck on the highway.
  3. People who can’t maintain a consistent speed on the highway...it’s called cruise control.
  4. People who tailgate at high rates of speed on the highway, especially in bad weather.
  5. People who aren't ready to turn when the left turn light goes green, especially those in the lead car.....
  6. There are a thousand open parking spots, I park way far out, why do you have to park your POS right next to me.
General:
  1. Children at Breweries....I’m here to enjoy a craft beer, not listen too your baby cry or have your kids running around wild. BTW who’s driving....it’s called a baby sitter....
  2. People who are clueless when out and about and get in your way, especially in the grocery store.
  3. People so engrossed in their phone they are clueless to their surroundings.
  4. You’re a restatthat serves all sorts of food and all you have is ketchup, yellow mustard, and honey mustard...GTFO
more to come......
 
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