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Half the distance to the goal

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Once you move out to the five yard line you no longer commint penalties. Why? Becuase you are PAST the five yard line.
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hey genius. how the fuck does this statement work? once you are TO the 5 yard line....you are now PAST the 5 yard line? i must not be smart enough to get into smith labs, because i always thought once you were on the 5 yard line....you hadnt passed it yet.

anyways dipshit, back to your original question:
Why did Indiana try and run a play inside of their own five yard line?
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so great....youre inside the 5....take a butt load of penalties until they jump offsides. and where does that get you? the 5 fucking yardline. what the fuck is the point dipshit? you were just AT the 5 yardline. that seems like an awful lot of stupidity just to get back where you started. and once you are on the 5 yard line (or past it by your definition).....youre still on the 5 fucking yard line. you still have to run the ball against a 5-2...and youre still going to get stuffed.

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smithlabs said:
...The same logic that allows you to stop washing your hair applies for multiple penalties on your own goal line. Once you move out to the five yard line you no longer commint penalties. Why? Becuase you are PAST the five yard line...
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Uh, Einstein, if the offense keeps committing penalties inside their five yard line, just how does this move them outside their five yard line? Just goes to show that you could be book-smart as hell, and still be an idiot. Seeing as you like physics, maybe you should change your moniker to QuantumDumbass.
 
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OMG :slappy: There is so much sig material in this thread, I wouldn't begin to know where to start. I haven't laughed this hard EVER!! I'm crying!!

Clarity, we need to allow more than 500 characters to fit all the gems in this thread. :slappy:
 
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Holy shit. Are you a pagan god-worshipper, or just some (self-styled) intellectualist that can't see the forest for the trees? If you want to work physics, as you seem so inclined to do, please do so. Really. I suggest you start now. Please? Whatever happens, just don't come back here and clog up our board with your retarded philosophical bullshit. v$20 says you live in miSHITgan...
 
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Smithlabs contemplates what would happen if musical notes were awarded on penalties instead of yards.
 
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I have a scenario to run past you Smitty. Taking into consideration the effects of the Space Time Continuum is the following feasible.

Indiana calls Timeout They then procede to run an electrical cable from the top of the "Shoe" to the goalpost right behind them in the endzone. They run to the locker room and grab the Flux capacitor. They then harness all of the kinetic energy in the crowd which has just finished the "Neutron Dance" It adds up to 1.21 gigawatts. They had just happend to ride over from Bloomington in a couple busses and a DeLorean. They get the Delorean, drive it into the wire and transport themselves back about a half an hour to when they were on our 10 yard line. They hike the ball in 25 seconds.

I am not sure if that will work or not, mostly because I am not sure who would be driving the DeLorean.

And please do not respond with any coefficient of Drag, or inertia bullshit, I have heard all that shit before. I am talking strictly gravitivity and polarity and shit.

By the way Smith Labs happens to be where most of the worst shit in my academic history happened as you can tell by my post so Fuck off!!!:nerd:
 
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Smithlabs here: Just think how cool it would be if one team called their plays in Klingon and the other in Romulan [sp? no fucking clue] and the referee (is that what you football people call them?) had to use a Vulcan mind meld to communicate penalties...

And this one time, at Band Camp...
 
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Bkb, that photo bringsback memories, as I used to work in communications maintenance, and all the communications buildings seemed to have those fiber sound-proofing panels on the walls. Not to mention I had a computer similar to that AppleII pictured...
 
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