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Good stories about what the kids did recently / parental bragging

Wife and I get home from work; the 14 year old son is at the skate park, so we decide to hold off on dinner and let our younger girls have some snacks from the pantry. Wife asks if I've been eating anything from the pantry or have given it to the girls, which is a big negative, so she wonders where the heck an entire box of Cheeze Its has gone.

She (always thinking the worst) heads into the boy's room and starts diving into the back of his dresser drawers.

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Just check out the craftsmanship on that beauty. And the ingenuity! That's a perfectly gauged cut into the Sharpie with the drill press. The 3/8" socket doesn't even fall out when you turn it upside down. I'm really proud of him.

(P.S., my wife wants to know if we should ground him, kill him, or ground him and kill him).

 
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you can shove the pipe / sharpie up some dog or cat's ass and take a pic of it. when you later find the pipe used, then take his stuff and replace it with the pipe in ass pic.

lots of options.

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yesterday was the first day of school for my daughters. While walking my 9 year old in she found $20 on the sidewalk in front of the school. She immediately informed me we had to go to the office to turn it in because someone lost their lunch money.
That happened to me when I was in 2nd grade. Found a $20 bill about a block away from school, turned it in to the office when I got to school since I was brought up to not keep what is not yours. I was called to the principal's office at the end of the end of the day and he gave me the $20 since "nobody claimed it". I was so proud to put that in my pocket and walk home to show my parents.

You have a good kid.
 
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