Good stories about what the kids did recently / parental bragging

[MaxBuck]

My son won the Nobel Prize last year. Is that good enough?

 

[sandgk]

I couldn't find a thread for athletes bragging about who has the highest numbers of bastard offspring ... so this will have to do.

 

[Dryden]

My son won the Nobel Prize last year. Is that good enough?

I dunno. What'd your other kids do?

"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."
-- shitmydadsays

 

[MaxBuck]

I dunno. What'd your other kids do?

"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."
-- [censored]mydadsays

None of my children has been robbed by a hooker. One, however, invested with Bernie Madoff, so you may have something there.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I sold my future kid's rights for $200,001. I wanted to beat Cam's record.

 

[Gatorubet]

I sold my future kid's rights for $200,001. I wanted to beat Cam's record.

I heard Saban gave you a Sacagawea coin up front and a promise to pay twenty dollars a year for ten thousand years....

 

[muffler dragon]

I could have sworn we had one of these before, but I searched back five years and couldn't find it.

Anyhoo, Many of you know my 12 year old is a 2nd degree black belt. Well as of today, my 8 year is also a black belt. She passed her testing Wednesday night.

Both are assistant instructors at their school, the youngest concentrates on helping with 4-5 year olds.

Congrats! Now you can have two on your car:

:tongue2:

 

[scooter1369]

Congrats! Now you can have two on your car:

:tongue2:

What's funny is that my 12 year old is also an honor student at Heritage Middle School. So after kicks your ass, she'll help you pass your math test.

 

[BayBuck]

Not a brag, just something funny the little one said over the weekend...

I was flipping through the latest SI when my 3-year-old walks by, asks what I'm looking at, then goes on into the basement. I hear my wife ask "what's daddy doing?" and the reply: "Oh, he's just looking at a picture of a monkey riding a dog like a horse."

That is exactly what I was doing.

Also, she had her first full day of preschool today -- no crying! :cheers:

 

[Mac]

These kids are awesome

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

Great kid ....cont...

 

[buxfan4life]

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

Smart kid.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

Not often that I watch one of the SB news channels and find something more glorious than humorous.

This kid deserves a couple of tickets to the Shoe!!!

http://www.wndu.com/home/headlines/...-Nigerian-humanitarian-efforts-261158251.html

 

[The KSB]

My nine year old asks me if she can rent a movie on iTunes. I told her I would think about it and she fires right back "I know what that means, your going to ask mom." It pains me that she was right.

 

[Zurp]

My 1-year-old (~22 months) told me that she has one daddy. Before that, I wasn't sure if anyone visited during the day that I didn't know about. But she doesn't seem to know about lying, so I believe her.

Of course, I'm not sure she knows what "one" means...

 

[Nutriaitch]

my 9 year old was doing tricks on his bicycle.
jumped a sidewalk and slammed into my house full speed.

ended up in ER with severely bruised um... well his junk is now purple.
like a deep dark purple.

kids been walking funny for 2 days now.
medically speaking he's perfectly ok.
no internal damages and he'll heal 100%.

but holy crap it made my stomach turn when I saw it.