Giovanni Strassini: A Football Fantasy

Work in progress

 

Seems like he could probably use a rearview mirror where he's going.

Tried to find the charge. Didn't find anything. What'd he do this time?

 

Tried to find the charge. Didn't find anything. What'd he do this time?

All I could find was "Federal."

 

All I could find was "Federal."

As in "federal pound you in the ass prison?"



Good thing he impersonated a tight end.












Too soon?

 

Tried to find the charge. Didn't find anything. What'd he do this time?

Rabble rousing.

 

felonious douchebaggary

 

Fraud? It would certainly fit his MO.

 

I'm guessing he was on a grift and got caught.

 

Here's the big news:

MIDDLE NAME: DALIENTE

http://charlotte.mugshot.press/idnumber.php?id=88735

 

It really is a sad story. Difficult to understand why someone caught out like this goes back for more. It's a whole lot deeper than stupid.

 

Had to Google this guy to figure out what this was all about. Interesting....

 

Tried to find the charge. Didn't find anything. What'd he do this time?

Check fraud wouldn't surprise me....glad to see this sorry piece of shit is finally facing some sort of justice....

 

felonious douchebaggary

Should serve as a stern warning to most of us here, frankly, if this is really a crime.

 

Should serve as a stern warning to most of us here, frankly, if this is really a crime.

I'm no lawyer but I think most of the douchebaggary here has been the misdemeanor variety.

 

I'm no lawyer but I think most of the douchebaggary here has been the misdemeanor variety.

Agreed. Not many here cross the line into Harbaugh territory.

 

I'm no lawyer but I think most of the douchebaggary here has been the misdemeanor variety.

Sounds like something a douchebag lawyer would say.