Giant bug; need advice

[osugrad21]

In my head.

Wow, she has plenty of space to roam...

 

[Deety]

Stalkers?? Say, where is Peachy?

She just picked up the newspaper. Now she's turning on the light. Now she's looking out the - whoops just a sec, be right back!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Wow, she has plenty of space to roam...

Grace of foam? What?

 

[osugrad21]

Grace of foam? What?

Trace of chrome? Huh?

 

[Deety]

Grace of foam? What?

:cheers:

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

:cheers:

Now that I understand.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Trace of chrome? Huh?

Did you say Jake Delhomme?

 

[Deety]

Now that I understand.

Cool, I'll try it on the bug.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Cool, I'll try it on the bug.

I don't understand... you're going to try my understanding on the bug?

 

[Deety]

I don't understand... you're going to try my understanding on the bug?

No, I am going to fry rice underhandedly with a hug.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

No, I am going to fry rice underhandedly with a hug.

Oh. That makes much more sense. Good decision.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

this will work

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-56049094730751460&q=explosion&hl=en

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Without clicking on the link, I trust NJ has suggested the PVC Bazooka or PVC Flamethrower.

 

[Deety]

this will work

Plus, that's gotta help the heating bills, right?

I have designated said insectoid "Deety's Intern" and placed it in charge of data entry. This could work... this could really, really work.

 

[NFBuck]

Did you try to coax it out with promises of yummy snacks? That usually works. Right when you feel you've gained its trust, whack it with a rolled up magazine or a chair...whatever's handy.