Giant bug; need advice

[Fungo Squiggly]

No worries, Deety. Everything is under control.





Don't mind me....I'm just going to play with it for a little while before I eat it.

 

[scarletandgrey]

Charge it rent!!! Easy way to make some extra beer money for the game this weekend.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Hmmm...I googled "Creepy, brown, leggy creature" but couldn't find any pictures of house centipedes. Just lots of pics of RuPaul. Interesting.

 

[Taosman]

I suggest a small thermonuclear device!

 

[Taosman]

Told ya to get a cat!

 

[Taosman]

http://whatsthatbug.com/Pill.html

 

[Taosman]

But, I'm sure you have nothing to worry about..............sorta.

 

[Deety]

I suggest a small thermonuclear device!

I'm saving that for M*ch*g*n!

Whatever that last thing is, it's pretty creepy.

 

[Taosman]

Just got a strange e-mail...........

"Tell Deety this is "The Bug".
"Tell her I must have 2 Ohio State-scUM tickets by Friday afternoon or I'm going to bring the pain!"

 

[Deety]

 

[Taosman]

Owned!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Huh. I just got a strange e-mail, too. From a [email protected]. Something about her brother, Gregor. I dunno. Very weird.

 

[Taosman]

"I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear's path, and only I will remain."

"Then I will take the biggest shoe I can find and smash the shit out of that bug!"

 

[Steve19]

seduce the bug into a false sense of security and just when he beings to trust you... smack him on the head with a hammer.

LoKy, this is about a bug on Deety's desk, see the early thread. The post-marital support group is the other thread...