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Bucknut24;2117876; said:
....still waiting


I wonder if he's on his 2nd draft

I had mid-term papers that were shorter than his posts

WHy the fuck would you not dro pa class that had a midterm paper? Jesus.

knapplc;2117879; said:
In my situation the explanation is simple: It's the off season, and Nebraska sucks at basketball. This is the most entertaining thing going right now.

Porn, it's on computers now.

Gatorubet;2117886; said:

:lol:
 
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localyokel;2117888; said:
It was kind of inevitable, under the circumstances.

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Is that Jake's ancestor on the ground, turning his head from the cross? :p
 
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knapplc;2117916; said:
Work is rather draconian about such things, unfortunately. So much for living in a free country, eh?

Walk into your local Verizon store.

Tell them you need a new phone.

The salesperson will ask you if you watch a lot of sports on your phone.

You'll briefly think to yourself, "Why would I watch sports on my phone? I just bought a 84 inch plasma.... oooh, gotcha."

You'll say, "Yes"

They'll find you an appropriate device and data plan.
 
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AKAK;2117919; said:
Walk into your local Verizon store.

Tell them you need a new phone.

The salesperson will ask you if you watch a lot of sports on your phone.

You'll briefly think to yourself, "Why would I watch sports on my phone? I just bought a 84 inch plasma.... oooh, gotcha."

You'll say, "Yes"

They'll find you an appropriate device and data plan.

Wow, and here I was wondering why anyone in their right mind would want to watch a movie on their phone. The advertisements hawking that ability have all become so clear now.
 
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