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Game Thread Game Two: #1 Ohio State 24, #2 Texas 7 (9/9/06)

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BuckeyeRob said:
Id take an OSU win in Austin. Scarlett Johannson might be a lame lay...
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And I might be Ho Chi Min.

Seriously, I'm starting to worry about the state of manhood in Ohio. To the guy who said he'd "take the the win cause it would be in the records book." Trust me, if I were fortunate to sleep with Scarlett, it would be in the records book--my records book, as the greatest moment of my existence.
 
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footballfanatic said:
And I might be Ho Chi Min.

Seriously, I'm starting to worry about the state of manhood in Ohio. To the guy who said he'd "take the the win cause it would be in the records book." Trust me, if I were fortunate to sleep with Scarlett, it would be in the records book--my records book, as the greatest moment of my existence.
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No, but you could be Homo Chin Man.

Meet me at The Game this year if you have any questions about my manhood Nancy boy. Trust me, no one would give a fuck if you had a one-night stand with some trailer trash hoe. Millions of Buckeye fans would prefer the win over you finally getting something other than your uncle's ass...
 
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MililaniBuckeye said:
No, but you could be Homo Chin Man.

Meet me at The Game this year if you have any questions about my manhood Nancy boy. Trust me, no one would give a fuck if you had a one-night stand with some trailer trash hoe. Millions of Buckeye fans would prefer the win over you finally getting something other than your uncle's ass...
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Someone is going to have to explain the logic of this one to me. Because I would prefer sleeping with one of the hottest women in the world over a football victory, somehow that makes me gay? And needless to say, you're the one who is apparently fixated with gay imagery.
 
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footballfanatic said:
Someone is going to have to explain the logic of this one to me. Because I would prefer sleeping with one of the hottest women in the world over a football victory, somehow that makes me gay? And needless to say, you're the one who is apparently fixated with gay imagery.
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Homo Chin Man is close to Ho Chi Min. Maybe I should've said Hoochie Man. Either way, if you pick poon over your team, then you're not a fan, period. You can get poon anytime--and poon is poon, regardless of the package--but getting a win at Texas and squaring up the all-time series isn't an everyday thing.
 
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Hands down a Buckeye victory. It is just one night and it only affects 1 person (okay her also if you're any good ha). Ohio State has given too much to me, even if they don't realize, to fully well backstab them over some sex. I'm still 21 years old and it angers me that anyone under the age of 40 years old wouldn't pick Ohio State in a heartbeat, you're young and will get a girl in your lifetime that is pretty damn hot; hopefully more then once.

Edit: If it was Adrianna Lima, it'd be a tough call for me.
 
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Sorry, but on this one I stick by my earlier post. I certainly don't feel that makes me any less of a fan, I live and breath Ohio State; but no way no how do I pass up that opportunity.:biggrin: Eh, it's an extreme hypothetical anyway. Now, back to the game...
 
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