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Game Thread Game Two: #1 Ohio State 24, #2 Texas 7 (9/9/06)

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Guess I don't get around too much, but I always like to see if any good pissing matches are going on and glad to find this one.

I'll be honest, until I read this thread,I never heard the name "Scarlett Johannsen" or however the hell you spell it. I have no idea who the fuck she is, or what she does, and don't really give a shit. To me, she looks no better than Tori Spelling after an "extreme makeover."

Milwood is right in drilling this "football/fanatic" whatever its name is into the ground. Anybody who'd rather fuck any female on this planet than see The Buckeyes beat Texas needs to be taken out back and shot. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
 
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GOTP - Adriana Lima
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I'd have to go with the greater good here - Take the sex with Scarlett Johannson and become a Tejas fan :tongue2:
 
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and besides, i would prefer a win in Austin because I wouldn't feel guilty afterwards like i would after i realized that i cheated on my girlfriend.
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The original proposal should be amended for underoath.

1. A Buckeye win in Austin
2. Miss Scarlet and your girlfriend at the same time. (Cue Office Space references)

Little bit tougher now, ain't it.


Another way to look at the choice.... Say the Buckeyes win. Surely tOSU women become a little more......frisky.....after big wins? Best of both worlds, provided of course you find a rabid Buckeye fan who looks like Scarlet.





***Edit: TimBuck, I see we posted at the same time, so I didn't get the chance to offer my gratitude for you excellent GOTP choice. So thank you.
 
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WoodyWorshiper said:
Guess I don't get around too much, but I always like to see if any good pissing matches are going on and glad to find this one.

I'll be honest, until I read this thread,I never heard the name "Scarlett Johannsen" or however the hell you spell it. I have no idea who the fuck she is, or what she does, and don't really give a shit. To me, she looks no better than Tori Spelling after an "extreme makeover."

Milwood is right in drilling this "football/fanatic" whatever its name is into the ground. Anybody who'd rather fuck any female on this planet than see The Buckeyes beat Texas needs to be taken out back and shot. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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First of all, I'm a Horn, so I don't really want to see Ohio State beat Texas. Second of all, I've already exerienced the high of seeing my team beat you guys--it was good, almost as good as winning the NC. Still, even after experiencing those thrills, I'd still happily opt for the alternative.
 
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footballfanatic said:
First of all, I'm a Horn, so I don't really want to see Ohio State beat Texas. Second of all, I've already exerienced the high of seeing my team beat you guys--it was good, almost as good as winning the NC. Still, even after experiencing those thrills, I'd still happily opt for the alternative.
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I am sure you could have simply switched the hypothetical by stating a Horns win or a night w/ Scarlett, but anyway, I would take a UT victory over a night w/ Scarlett. Especially if the flipside is that UT would lose that game if I chose Scarlett. That would be way too selfish.

Scarlett can be smokin' hot, but years from now as she continues to put on the pounds, you might look back and tell someone, hey I hooked it with that chick that used to be hot and talked a little raspy, she was in a movie about a girl with a pearl earring, or you could say, I was at the UT-tOSU game in 2006, huge game, great atmosphere, I traveled all the way down from _________, tailgated it up, watched one of the most anticipated regular season college games in history, and my Horns prevailed, and me and my fellow Horns fans celebrated all the way to the Fiesta Bowl. Hell, you might even be able to find a sorority chick later that night that resembles Scarlett (after a day of tailgating and postgame partying, I guarantee that there are some UT co-eds that can fit that bill).
 
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texasfight06 said:
I am sure you could have simply switched the hypothetical by stating a Horns win or a night w/ Scarlett, but anyway, I would take a UT victory over a night w/ Scarlett. Especially if the flipside is that UT would lose that game if I chose Scarlett. That would be way too selfish.

Scarlett can be smokin' hot, but years from now as she continues to put on the pounds, you might look back and tell someone, hey I hooked it with that chick that used to be hot and talked a little raspy, she was in a movie about a girl with a pearl earring, or you could say, I was at the UT-tOSU game in 2006, huge game, great atmosphere, I traveled all the way down from _________, tailgated it up, watched one of the most anticipated regular season college games in history, and my Horns prevailed, and me and my fellow Horns fans celebrated all the way to the Fiesta Bowl. Hell, you might even be able to find a sorority chick later that night that resembles Scarlett (after a day of tailgating and postgame partying, I guarantee that there are some UT co-eds that can fit that bill).
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Can't disagree with a few of the sentiments expressed here. Still, the key to the reason I ultimately diagree with it is because my sleeping with Scarlett has nothing to do with "telling someone years from now." It's for it's own intrinsic pleasure and value today for me, and I don't care if people know or not. Besides, what the hell does what Scarlett will look like years from now have to do with anything? By that same flawed argument, college football may lose its appeal to some weird, anti-gravity game played in space with death lasers, and the game on Sept 9th, 2006 may seem positively quaint in comparison.
 
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footballfanatic said:
Can't disagree with a few of the sentiments expressed here. Still, the key to the reason I ultimately diagree with it is because my sleeping with Scarlett has nothing to do with "telling someone years from now." It's for it's own intrinsic pleasure and value today for me, and I don't care if people know or not. Besides, what the hell does what Scarlett will look like years from now have to do with anything? By that same flawed argument, college football may lose its appeal to some weird, anti-gravity game played in space with death lasers, and the game on Sept 9th, 2006 may seem positively quaint in comparison.
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I was actually thinking about it more in the sense of the memory that you have, not basing the choice on being able to tell others, and yes it may be a nice score for the time being, but I don't know if the pleasure will last as long.

Amazing what this thread detours to.
 
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""The original proposal should be amended for underoath.

1. A Buckeye win in Austin
2. Miss Scarlet and your girlfriend at the same time. (Cue Office Space references)

Little bit tougher now, ain't it.""

well in that case, as long as my girlfriend approves and is involved i would have to go along. that would be quite nice actually as i think about it :biggrin:
 
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