Let's get this thread back on topic. I predict that Troy Smith will put up 875 yards (200 rushing, 675 passing) on Texas's's's's defense, despite some weird, obscure rule allowing Texas to put in 2 extra defenders in the second half, since they're losing by 150+ points at halftime. Then, in the third quarter, after every single one of the Texas fans have gone home, Texas will score their first (and only) touchdown, as Ohio State only has three players on the field (Michael Wiley being two of them). The extra point, of course, will be blocked by none other than Brutus Buckeye (playing in his first game because of another obscure rule which states that once the visiting team is up by 250+ points, they must play their cheerleaders instead of people who have actually been practicing with the team).