sparcboxbuck
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Bran may still turn out to be the Night King (where was he when he warged?)! Hell, the only thing certain is there will (hopefully) be a couple big twists: Tyrion is the Mad King's bastard, there's another dragon, Arya kills Cersei wearing Jaime's face...the theories are as exciting as the show at this point. I'm really rooting against happily ever after and Jon on the throne. (Of course I hoped for the death of at least one major character in the MASH finale. Sheesh, was that a bore.)
All of that happens except Bran being the NK.
Tyrion falls off the fourth dragon and dies during battle. That's what you get for drunk dragon flying. He bounces as high as he is tall. Daenerys dies in battle when her dragon is shot down by Cersei. Arya squares off with Cersei wearing Jamie's face in a hand to hand fight. After offing Cersei, she sheds Jamie's face and looks at Cersei's corpse and says, 'not today.' Jon is mortally wounded in battle and conceives a male child with Arya on his deathbed in an effort to pass on the line and claim to the throne. Gotta get one more round of incest in there, even if it's incest in spirit. Arya takes the throne until the male child is ready to rule. After the battle the spoils are divided. Samwell and Gilly get a bitch'n castle somewhere so they can squeeze out a bunch of pups. Jamie goes back to the girl @BigWoof31 chased at bar closing. Sansa rules the north.
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