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Funny or not: Dane Cook

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UnBooks:biggrin:ane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

You know how, like, when you're on the Internet and you're like "woah, I am BORED." So you go to the computer and the computer's all like "*pause, facial and bodily contortion*" because computers can't talk? ahhhh right? *laughter* Well, you know what I'd like to do? I'd like to go onto the Internet and not be bored one day because it SUCKS to be bored, right?! Shazaam! And you know what else really sucks about being bored on the Internet? I'm gonna tell you what really sucks about being bored on the Internet and you're gonna go, "Wow, Dane. You just changed my life. Right here and now Dane, life *snaps fingers* totally changed." The thing that really sucks about being bored on the Internet is Porn. *applause for no actual reason* Yeah, porn sucks. Porn. *people nod their heads at some apparent truth* It sucks. *more applause...*..


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UnBooks:biggrin:ane Cook: An Unauthorized Autobiography, 2nd Edition (New Pictures) - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
 
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