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Funniest Childrens Names

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BoxCar_Willie

BoxCar_Willie

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Our Realtor told me his wife was pregnant with a boy recently and they were naming him Khan, as in "Genghis Khan". He looked rather proud of himself for selecting the name. I said, "Khan? Like The Wrath of Khan?"(One of my favorite movies) He looked at me and said NO!!. I contorted my face emotionally, using my cell phone like a Star Trek communicator in my best intense William Shatner imitation I yelled "KHANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!"

They just had a boy, they named him "Thomas". God I hope I had something to do with that. Nobody should be named Khan.
 
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I saw this black comedian years ago that said their names came from putting random letters on dice and then throwing the dice. Whatever came up was the name. I think that is true for everyone now.

Our boys have plain old Christian names. It seems like it is once every few weeks I hear some kid's name and have to gently find out if it is a boy or a girl.

My assistant is expecting and she was telling me her choice of names. I just rolled my eyes. When she told our boss he quickly came up with a nasty nickname because he thought she was kidding. She wasn't and has now decided to seek other names.
 
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I-Perfection Harris

Cornerback from Georgia Tech

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A freshman on our football team this year...Truck.

Really I don't know if Truck was his "real"name. But that is what he was called all the time. And apparently, that was what his mom called him also. I never even heard his real name(If Truck wasn't his real name). He signed all of his papers with the name Truck, but of course that doesn't mean anything.
 
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osugrad21 said:
Kids I've encountered in the school system...

Pronouciation--actual spelling

Lamonzhello--Lemonjello
Oranzhello--Orangejello
Shith-heed-Shithead
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Some folks need a license to become parents.

Consistently choosing unintentionally (or intentionally?) stupid or funny names for future children should be cause to refuse admission to the parenting club.
 
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sandgk said:
Some folks need a license to become parents.

Consistently choosing unintentionally (or intentionally?) stupid or funny names for future children should be cause to refuse admission to the parenting club.
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Yo, yo, dey just wants dey children to be unique and shit, yo. :roll1:

How about parents naming their kids "Sir", "Mister", etc., so that "they get respect". Just because they have a title as their name doesn't mean they'll automatically be respected.
 
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