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Funniest Childrens Names

What about the celebrity who named her kid "Apple"?

I have a case right now where the defendant is named "Winter Snow".

People are retarded. I named my son "Braeden", because I wanted a good Irish name for him. Ok, ok, so my wife liked the name. But I insisted on the spelling...and to think I was worried that name was too "out there". My nephew's name is "Griffin". But he's named after Archie, so that's ok.
 
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What about the celebrity who named her kid "Apple"?

I have a case right now where the defendant is named "Winter Snow".

People are retarded. I named my son "Braeden", because I wanted a good Irish name for him. Ok, ok, so my wife liked the name. But I insisted on the spelling...and to think I was worried that name was too "out there". My nephew's name is "Griffin". But he's named after Archie, so that's ok.

Gywneth Paltrow.

Edit: LoKy beat me by a second. Damn.
Shannyn Sossamon who starred alongside Josh Hartnett in Forty Days and Forty Nights took a break from Hollywood flop films only to make a baby that she named Audio Science.
 
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I'm particularly fond of Shithead...er...Shi-thee-ad. My father's wife ran into that in the Columbus Public Schools a couple years ago. Another favorite:

Syphillis - pronounced Si-Phyllis, with the accent on Phyllis, rather than on Si.

David Bowie's daughter is named Zowie Bowie. :biggrin:
 
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osugrad21 said:
Kids I've encountered in the school system...

Pronouciation--actual spelling

Lamonzhello--Lemonjello
Oranzhello--Orangejello
Shith-heed-Shithead
I went to school with a guy named Shithead...and it was pronounced the exact same way. Also went to school with another kid named Shittage...and that was pronounced just like it's spelled.
 
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It's amazing what people will name their kids anymore. Every month when the OSU Alumni mag comes in the mail, my wife and I love to read the "Additions" columns and check out all of the wacky names.

It may seem cute, nice, or trendy to give your baby a "different" name, but you've got to think about how that kid's going to feel as a 45-year old adult, stuck with a wacky name on a resume or an office door.

I also saw the VH-1 special someone mentioned about celebrity kids names. My favorite was Jermaine Jackson's kid- Jermajesty.
 
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