Funniest Childrens Names

[jcfiesta]

Grad, I live in Sandusky Ohio and was told of the Shithead name and Jello names this past week. Alledgedly Shithead is a current student at Sandusky High School and the Jello brothers were students in the past. This sounds too F'n funny to be true. 2 seperate teachers in this school system claim they have knowledge of the Shithead student and have been told of the Jello brothers being students in the past. Unless you teach in Sandusky, these names are more prevelant than one would think.

 

[tyrus]

The Fords from Zanesville have 12 kids in the family. The 11th kid's name is Leven and the 12th's name is Ozen. They took the 1st letter off of Eleven and Dozen.....

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

The Fords from Zanesville have 12 kids in the family. The 11th kid's name is Leven and the 12th's name is Ozen. They took the 1st letter off of Eleven and Dozen.....

is that like naming your kid after MIckey Mantle? :)

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[NightmaresDad]

Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Rodan, and Diva are the names of Frank Zappa's kids.

And how many lil' Georges did Mr. Foreman have? 5.

speaking of which, have you ever heard "The George Song" by Tim Wilson? It's pretty awesome. The lyrics are nothing but people named George, and goes on for a good 4 or 5 minutes.

 

[Thump]

My favorite was two brothers from I believe NYC who were basketball players back in the early 90's:


Majestic Mapp

&

Scientific Mapp

 

[tyrus]

is that like naming your kid after MIckey Mantle? :)

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:tongue2:

 

[NightmaresDad]

Syphillis - pronounced Si-Phyllis, with the accent on Phyllis, rather than on Si.

That one was used by comedian Bobby Slayton - not the most PC guy around, but one of the funniest. he also came up with using Gonorrhea (gone-OR-e-ah) and Chlamydia. Or using the name of the model of car in which the child was conceived...Tercel, Elantra, etc.

The worst real name I ever came across was Dr Robert P Weewee.

 

[scooter1369]

A quick search came up with these great Doctor's names

Doctors with medically relevant names

• Dr. John Looney--(Psychiatrist)
• Dr. James D. Cure
• Dr. Alden Cockburn--(Urologist)
• Dr. John Heine--(Urologist
• Dr. Gary Ricketts
• Dr. John Spine
• Dr. Cynthia Rasch
• Dr. Bonnie Beaver--(Gynecologist)
• Dr. Lana Cain
• Dr. Edmond Lipp
• Dr. Phillip Hipps
• Dr. Evan Lipkiss
• Dr. Charles Paine
• Dr. Maroon Dick
• Dr. Michael Achey
• Dr. H'doubler Peter
• Dr. David Dickoff
• Dr. Dan Medic

 

[High Lonesome]

The worst name that i have ever seen was on a job interview. I thought it was a joke but the guys name was Richard Head. You hear about stupid stuff like that all the time and never really think it is real, but Dick and I are actually good friends now

 

[High Lonesome]

I also know a dentist named Dr. Payne


I fahqing hate the dentist

 

[CausticMick]

The guy who took out my wisdom teeth was named Dr. Cutright. :)

 

[exhawg]

is that like naming your kid after MIckey Mantle? :)

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Or they could be Trekies.

 

[Buck Nasty]

There are some great basketball names out there. Some of my fav's

God Shamgod
Baskerville Holmes