Fresh White Alba Truffles

[AKAK]

So it actually happened that your cat ate your LSD? Hope PETA doesn't hear about it.

No, but a friend of mine did steal my shrooms and got a cartoon dragon chasing him out of his bedroom for his trouble.

Totally worth him stealing them.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I didn't realize that I posted this on the football board. My bad. If any of the mods could move it to the open discussion forum, I would appreciate it. Thanks.

I was making a joke about football fans and truffles and how...if I have to explain it, etc...

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I was making a joke about football fans and truffles and how...if I have to explain it, etc...

I took it as a harmless joke, and my response was meant the same.

Now, on to the deeper issues at hand. For someone who puts on an air of being completely uninterested in those truffles, you seem oddly interested in them. I think--and correct me if I'm wrong (but I'm not)--that you're longing to break free from your whole manly-man persona, Kyle. Longing to grab a razor, shave off that beard, maybe splash on a little expensive English aftershave (and no, English Leather does not apply) and go out and get your gourmet on.

 

[BUCKYLE]

How dare you.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I'll have you know I once ate chicken tenders with panko breading. I'm not exactly as uncouth as some would think.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I recommend the Chez Paul, but I'll warn you that the soup is fucking ten dollars in that place.

 

[buxfan4life]

I recommend the Chez Paul, but I'll warn you that the soup is fucking ten dollars in that place.

Wow! How in the hell does he get soup to fuck $10? Is that a monogamous type with a $10 bill, or an orgy type with a bunch of $1?'

Or was that just the mushrooms talking?

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Wow! How in the hell does he get soup to fuck $10? Is that a monogamous type with a $10 bill, or an orgy type with a bunch of $1?'

Or was that just the mushrooms talking?

Wrong glass, sir.