Flaming penis (Split from Terrelle Pryor Thread)

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Well, the reason why I say penis sizes are easy to tell apart is because I figure if you are looking at a penis you are pretty close to it anyway, ready to give it a good old suck.

I'm betting you're rather unable to build anything that requires attention to measurement.

As to the remainder, well... that's your call Ms. Barrymore.

 

[TDunk]

Well, the reason why I say penis sizes are easy to tell apart is because I figure if you are looking at a penis you are pretty close to it anyway, ready to give it a good old suck.

 

[GomerBucks]

I'm betting you're rather unable to build anything that requires attention to measurement.

As to the remainder, well... that's your call Ms. Barrymore.

Wow... I am officially impressed.... We have come to a place where posting a picture of "Firestarter" with Drew Barrymore has become completely appropriate...

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

I'm betting you're rather unable to build anything that requires attention to measurement.

Not sure what you mean here. Are you saying I can't measure a penis?

 

[Nicknam4]

Well, the reason why I say penis sizes are easy to tell apart is because I figure if you are looking at a penis you are pretty close to it anyway, ready to give it a good old suck.

 

[Pheasant]

Not sure what you mean here. Are you saying I can't measure a penis?

How tall are you?

 

[TDunk]

Not sure what you mean here. Are you saying I can't measure a penis?

I don't think anyone is questioning your skill for that particular job.

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

How tall are you?

5'5".

 

[Nicknam4]

Jesus even I'm taller than that.

 

[lvbuckeye]

The joke comments are not funny here folks. It was proven on SportsScience that more pads make you more absorbent.

*thud*

 

[Pheasant]

5'5".

If your doctor agrees with that the question of you being able to measure a penis is settled.

 

[Deety]

How tall are you?

5'5".

Jesus even I'm taller than that.

Me, too.

I'm shorter than a 6'6" penis, though.

 

[scott91575]

5'5".

I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

(hey, I missed out on the Full Metal Jacket portion of this conversation)

 

[NFBuck]

How is it gay? It's nature. It's facts. Penis sizes are easy to tell apart.

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

Like I said, when you are looking at penises, you are close to them. When you are sizing a man up, you are probably far away.