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Fess up, who REALLY cost us the game?

I forgot to pray before leaving the house to go to the stadium...

I had EVERYTHING I needed, but forgot to pray. Had the Hawk jersey, Fuck Michigan t-shirt underneath, yellow and blue boxers (keep Michigan colors where they belong, ON MY NUTS!!!), buckeye necklace...everything that won us games last year.
 
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Nick Lachey and Desmond Howard singing 'Victors' on top of the rotunda before the game. That's who cost us!

As a Weasel, I can forgive Howard. Being a Weasel is punishment enough. But Lachey has to pay. A BP'er urinating on him at some high profile function will be sufficient. A glass of urine won't do it, this would require direct application in order to be most meaningful.

50k bpBucks is the amount on the contract, an extra 25k is available if Jessica Simpson is doused as well. She's considered a target of opportunity, because of her association.

Pictures will be necessary, video of the hit pays a 5% bonus, national news another 10%.
 
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I watched the game at Fricker's. The only other game I've ever watched at Fricker's: 2003 vs. Wisconsin.

I don't blame me. I should be able to go wherever the hell I want. I blame Fricker's and that shitty waitress I had last night.
 
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I'm pretty sure this is all my fault. Instead of tailgating, I took my wife on vacation for our 3 year anniversary.

Ended up watching the game in some dumpy sports bar surrounded by 'can I get some more cowbells' Texas fans.

If only I had realized that all I really wanted for my anniversary was a Buckeye win. :(

Sorry team. I really let you down.
 
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maybe it was my dads fault and I. ive only been to two games that i remember - the Texas Game and the 2004 Northwestern game. both games our D played pretty crappy in the first quarter and as much as our offense fought back, we always just come up a little short
 
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its my fault, i usally drink Coca Cola all game long but Saturday we had no coke and my mom wouldn't buy any, she and my brother are "Pepsi people" and there is always Pepsi in the house no matter how much it costs, i only get coke when its on sale, so i cost us the game by drinking Pepsi during the game
 
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Oh8ch said:
Anyone else out there break with some sort of tradition? Wash a shirt? Drive to the game via a different route? I would hate to hang it all on my buddy.
I did everything wrong that could be done wrong (without even trying!). Drove to my friend's house the wrong way. Wore neither tOSU PJs or dark blue jeans (alamo bowl and TSUN attire last year, respectively). Wore the shirt that helped Matt Sylvester sink that trey (since washed), but it was untested for Football. Shaved. Wore new-ish sneakers instead of the pair for TSUN and Alamo Bowl last year . Wore my cap forward the entire game. Sorry, guys.
 
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