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Favorite Simpsons quotes

scooter1369 said:
Homer: Don't blame me, I voted for Kang.
I believe it is Kodos.


This is a great one...and kind of applies to me right now since I missed work today.

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow, don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woohoo! Four day weekend!!!
 
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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal
 
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Season 1.

Homer goes to get an R.V., he applies for the "Ultamite Behemoth", and when cowboy bob checks his credit, a loud siren goes off.

Homer: "Is that a good siren"?
Cowboy Bob: "Have you ever known a siren to be good"?

Bart: "Does it have a sattelite dish"?
Cowboy Bob: "You can tell your boy it has its own sattelite...vanstar 1, launched last february"
 
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BUCKEYESTUCKNGA said:
Season 1.

Homer goes to get an R.V., he applies for the "Ultamite Behemoth", and when cowboy bob checks his credit, a loud siren goes off.

Homer: "Is that a good siren"?
Cowboy Bob: "Have you ever known a siren to be good"?

Bart: "Does it have a sattelite dish"?
Cowboy Bob: "You can tell your boy it has its own sattelite...vanstar 1, launched last february"
Probably the best season 1 episode!
 
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Ralph: This is where I found the lepracaun, he tells me to BURN things. :evil:

Homer(drunk): Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut.
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts
Homer: Explain how.
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
 
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Lisa: "Dad, you don't understand!!"

Homer: Oh honey, of course I understand. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Also, we've gotta have some Sideshow Bob:

"Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?"

Bob: No, that's German for "The Bart, The."

Officer: No one who speaks GERMAN could be an evil man."

And some Moe:

"Hey. if you're getting high off of the fumes I'm gonna have to charge you."
 
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Anyone remember that one where Homer is sitting on the couch. Saying something like...


Homer: Aw I love Saturdays.

Marge: Its Wednesday


Homer: Aw I love Saturdays, not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired.


I can't remember the whole thing, but you probably know what I'm talking about.
 
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Bart: Dad, I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?
Homer: Do I have to sit up?
Bart: No.
Homer: Knock yourself out

Homer:I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fa-laaaaming.

Grandpa outside the window points at a birdbath
Grandpa: Deeeeeaaaaaaaath!
 
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