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diehardbuckeye
All-American
Homer: "To alcohol, the cause of... and solution to all of lifes problems."
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BuckeyeTillIDie
The North Remembers
"I'm a rageaholic.. I just can't live without rageahol"
- Homer
Drunk Homer:
"Secrets and lies... it's always secrets and lies"
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"Worship me, or fear my wrath!"
- Homer
Drunk Homer:
"Secrets and lies... it's always secrets and lies"
&
"Worship me, or fear my wrath!"
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BloowdBuck
Employee of tha munf
Homer: Can you believe these pants cost $600?
Moe (Pumping a Shotgun) Hand em over!
Homer: Moe, you're stealing my pants?
Moe: That's right, I rob now!
Moe (Pumping a Shotgun) Hand em over!
Homer: Moe, you're stealing my pants?
Moe: That's right, I rob now!
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FKAGobucks877
The Most Power-Drunk
Mr. Burns: "Use an open-faced club. A sand wedge!"
Homer: "Open-faced club sandwich. MMMMMMM."
Homer: "Open-faced club sandwich. MMMMMMM."
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Sloopy45
Pimp Minister Sinister
Burns: "That boy deserves a thrashing. Smithers, take my belt off!"
Smithers: "ABSOLUTELY, SIR!!"
Troy McClure, Singing the Planet of the Apes Musical:
"I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee
You'll never make a monkey out of meeee
Oh my gosh, I was wrong
It was Earth, all along
You've finally made a monkey .."
"Yes, we've finally made a monkey!"
"Yes, you've finally made a monkey .. out of meeeeeeeeeeeee!
I love you, Dr. Zaus!!"
W-A-Y-L-O-N S-M-I-T-H-E-R-S
Y-O-U T-U-R-N M-E O-N
McBain, as Radioactive Man: "My eyes! The goggles ... they do nothing!"
McBain in McBain 7: "Meeting Adjourned."
"I've scheduled another meeting .. in bed!"
Blonde Co-Star: "Ohhhhhhh, McBain!"
Smithers: "ABSOLUTELY, SIR!!"
Troy McClure, Singing the Planet of the Apes Musical:
"I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee
You'll never make a monkey out of meeee
Oh my gosh, I was wrong
It was Earth, all along
You've finally made a monkey .."
"Yes, we've finally made a monkey!"
"Yes, you've finally made a monkey .. out of meeeeeeeeeeeee!
I love you, Dr. Zaus!!"
W-A-Y-L-O-N S-M-I-T-H-E-R-S
Y-O-U T-U-R-N M-E O-N
McBain, as Radioactive Man: "My eyes! The goggles ... they do nothing!"
McBain in McBain 7: "Meeting Adjourned."
"I've scheduled another meeting .. in bed!"
Blonde Co-Star: "Ohhhhhhh, McBain!"
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themongoose32
Senior
Ralph
"I'm Idaho!"
"My cats breath smells like cat food"
"My cat's name is mittens"
"So the doctor told me it would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger out of it."
Bart-"You smell that ralph, that is the smell of America's justice system hard at work"
Ralph-"Smells like hotdogs!"
The Mongoose
"I'm Idaho!"
"My cats breath smells like cat food"
"My cat's name is mittens"
"So the doctor told me it would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger out of it."
Bart-"You smell that ralph, that is the smell of America's justice system hard at work"
Ralph-"Smells like hotdogs!"
The Mongoose
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MightbeaBuck
with hat in hand
All Homer
Marge, look at all this great stuff I found at the marina, it was just sitting in some guy's boat.
What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a park. I think all cars should have them.
If you want something in this life, you have to work for it...Now Quiet! they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
Marge, look at all this great stuff I found at the marina, it was just sitting in some guy's boat.
What about those red balls they have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a park. I think all cars should have them.
If you want something in this life, you have to work for it...Now Quiet! they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
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Zurp
I have misplaced my pants.
Here's an old thread I found. But it looks pretty good.
Grimes: "That's my degree in nuclear physics. But I'm sure you all have one of those."
Lenny: "Oh yeah, Carl and I each have master's, but ol' Homer here just showed up the day they opened the place."
Homer: "Yeah.. I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was!"
Grimes: "And today, I found Homer asleep in his radiation suit. ASLEEP!"
Lenny: "Yeah. He had three beers with lunch. That would make anyone sleepy."
And maybe the best from that episode:
Homer: "You ok, Grimey?"
Grimes: "I'm better than ok. I'm Homer Simpson!"
Homer: "YOU WISH!!"
Grimes: "That's my degree in nuclear physics. But I'm sure you all have one of those."
Lenny: "Oh yeah, Carl and I each have master's, but ol' Homer here just showed up the day they opened the place."
Homer: "Yeah.. I didn't even know what a nuclear panner plant was!"
Grimes: "And today, I found Homer asleep in his radiation suit. ASLEEP!"
Lenny: "Yeah. He had three beers with lunch. That would make anyone sleepy."
And maybe the best from that episode:
Homer: "You ok, Grimey?"
Grimes: "I'm better than ok. I'm Homer Simpson!"
Homer: "YOU WISH!!"
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redskinbucksfan
The brownest of the brown liquors
The internet... They have that on computers now?
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