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Favorite Christmas movies

Christmas Vacation hands down.. I hate A Christmas Story

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
 
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Nancy does The North Pole
Rudolph the Red-pubed Reindeer
A Hole For a Pole: The biography of Mrs Claus
Who Jacked Frost?
Oh Ho'ey Night
I Caught Mommy Bangin' Santa Claus: The Night Christmas Died
A 50 Cent Christmas, Muthaf***uh!
How the Grinch Stole Suzie's Virginity on Christmas

Ah yes, brings back memories of the family sitting around the fireplace watching porn and exploitation movies while listening to the carolers outside.
Those were the days....
 
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"Morning Clark...shitter's full!"

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