Christmas Vacation
A Christmas Story
Emmitt Otter's Jug Band Christmas ("Gee Emmitt, you put a hole in the washtub.")
A Christmas Story
Emmitt Otter's Jug Band Christmas ("Gee Emmitt, you put a hole in the washtub.")
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Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.