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[DubCoffman62]

That would have been hilarious, but no not him. But, since I haven't shared any of his gems in awhile.

When they say that Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh in the west, Philadelphia in the east and Alabama in between, they aren't kidding.

 

[holybuckeye33]

When they say that Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh in the west, Philadelphia in the east and Alabama in between, they aren't kidding.

I'm not going to dispute that statement, but this guy lives in Guernsey County, Ohio.

 

[holybuckeye33]

In case anyone needs something to do tonight

will this saterday is my bday amd i will hit 35 and i think that i am going to party like it 1999 if any one wonts to hang out give me a holer or not

 

[scarletmike]

I'm gonna go with not.

Also, I got a call from one of our HS class officers about our 5 year reunion coming up and to let her know if I was coming and if I'd be bringing my girlfriend. Ummm...if you've done enough Facebook stalking to know I have a girlfriend you probably know I live in Florida and there's almost zero chance I'm coming back to that backwards Indiana town for a HS get-together.

 

[gmen6981]

Oh my, could you imagine what a full res pic of this must look like?

https://www.facebook.com/desertbound22

Couldn't stop from clicking link. Currently digging eyes out with dull plastic spoon.

 

[NFBuck]

Somebody on my friend list posted this this morning:

Going bk for emergency c section. Mason had a bowel movement and swallowed it and his heartbeat is dipping into the 90s. Get to see him soon

...38 replies and not one snarky comment...

 

[Thump]

Somebody on my friend list posted this this morning:



...38 replies and not one snarky comment...

What a shithead.

 

[Mr_Burns]

"Your son eats pieces of shit for breakfast?"

 

[DubCoffman62]

People really shouldn't post after smoking bath salts. To be fair she was raised in the east bay.

Explain to me what the concept of being conservative means? Judging others not like you? Racist comments from followers and the inability to relate to other people that don't live the way u feel they should? Please don't bring up God either ..cuz He loves me just as much as you ....conservative wont save this country ..compassion and tolerance will.

 

[Zurp]

Maybe it was already mentioned in this thread. If so, never mind. But I just logged into facebook for the first time in a while. And all I want to write on everyone's posts is "Who cares?" Sometimes, I'd like to write the words "the fuck" in between the "who" and "cares?"

Am I alone?

(By the way, I logged in because I had to post a picture. Feel free to write "Who cares?")

 

[BUCKYLE]

Maybe it was already mentioned in this thread. If so, never mind. But I just logged into facebook for the first time in a while. And all I want to write on everyone's posts is "Who cares?" Sometimes, I'd like to write the words "the fuck" in between the "who" and "cares?"

Am I alone?

(By the way, I logged in because I had to post a picture. Feel free to write "Who cares?")

You are not alone.

 

[morbitzerker]

I deactivated my account. Who the fuck cares?

No one.

 

[DubCoffman62]

I rarely ever post on mine anymore but when I do it's usually to troll someone

 

[jlb1705]

Maybe it was already mentioned in this thread. If so, never mind. But I just logged into facebook for the first time in a while. And all I want to write on everyone's posts is "Who cares?" Sometimes, I'd like to write the words "the fuck" in between the "who" and "cares?"

Am I alone?

(By the way, I logged in because I had to post a picture. Feel free to write "Who cares?")

 

[3074326]

I usually use Facebook to laugh at those who bitch and moan about their lives on Facebook, but don't do anything about it to make it better.

OH MY GOOOOOD I'M SO LONELY I JUST WANT A GIRL TO CUDDLE WITH

Right after posting fucking screenshots of Saved by the Bell. No wonder you can't get laid. And everyone other than you knows why.

Facebook is basically the greatest comedic invention of all time.